I admit it. I watch. I'm an addict. I break for time lapse room transformation footage and wacky trumpet music. I can't get enough of Trading Spaces!!! I also find myself strangely intrigued by its cast of able-bodied decor sirens. Who'd YOU choose for a one-on-one design, um, consultation?




Genevieve Gorder: As the Commodores so articulately opined, she's a brick house. Baby talks like Alyson Hannigan in American Pie.




Laurie Hickson-Smith: Red-headed Southern belle is a born cheerleader, but don't be fooled, she's known to make grownups cry.




Hilda Santo-Tomas: This regal latina is voted most likely to make you strip nekkid, slather you with red paint and douse you with hay. Complaints will earn swift consequences via staple gun.




Amy Wynn Pastor: Handy gal who knows how to handle a T-square if you know what I mean, and I think you do.




Page Davis: Ultra-perky host who hovers slightly off the ground with the kinetic energy of 10,000 kittens batting at string. Black belt in nagging.

I'm torn between Amy and Genevieve. Genevieve is slightly more attractive, but she's a lunatic and I probably wouldn't be to tolerate her for too long.

Paige is a sweetie, and would be my 1st choice, followed by Genevere and Amy Wynn.

Hell, I'd do just about anything to be in the middle of a Paige and Genevere sandwich.

FYI: Paige Davis just got married (See TLC's 'A Wedding Story') and is now Paige Page.

I knew she got married, but is that seriously her name?

def. Amy. Any girl that can work a tool is good by me.

Yes.

btw, I voted for Genevieve

I like Genevieve but I miss watching Alex McLeod.

Genevieve but just barely over Amy...

Yep, but at least it's not Page Turner now.

I would let Amy Wynn Pastor build me something (is that erect something?,) but I wouldn't let ANY of the female designers come within 100 ft. of my house...

Hey you forgot Ty, Vern, Doug, and Frank!

Who said only women watch this show?

I voted for Amy, but do also seriously miss Alex.

ditto.

Amy Wynn, Genevieve, Paige, Laurie, and Hilda, in that order.

Hilda's not bad looking but she freaks me out. Anyone who thinks that gluing hay to a wall and painting blue stripes on a hardwood floor are good ideas ain't firing on all thrusters....

You left off Alex McCloud! I know she no longer hosts but she would get my vote.

Yeah, and what about Des Ryan?

1) Paige
2) Tie between Hilda & Laurie

Wow! Excellent to see Amy make such a strong showing. Sorry to omit Ms. McCloud ... clearly a Trading Spaces neophyte mistake. Oh, my vote was for Gen.

FYI: it's Amy Wynn

She was on a local Philly radio show this morning and she pointed her name out quite a few times. She hates being called just Amy.

another vote for the now departed Alex

Mindy (Paige D.) is annoying in my book and Alex was a better nagger.

I know my wife would vote for Ty. (Grrr)

As we well know, while I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him to decorate a room in my apartment, when it comes to between-the-sheets type entertainment - I'd pick roly-poly daddybear Frank.

WOOF!!

He's "family" - I just know it. Wife or no wife - that man is "one of us."

Whats with all the women?

Put Ty in the poll

Paige Davis and Amy Wynn are on the top of my list...while my wife is on the very top of my list then Paige then Amy Wynn!!

I couldn't AGREE more. My wife and I watched that episode and we also have a little one and we kept saying that that hay would be ALL over the house from him picking it off. She's missing a couple screws.

We've also talked who would we have (if we had a choice) to do our house and we both voted for Frank! His rooms are the best.

Paige me baby!!