K-Man:"I'm Dr. Vannostron from The Clinic."
Nurse:"Which Clinic sir?"
K-Man:"Yeah thats right.

K-Man: "It's Bettis right?"
Elaine: "It's Bennis you jack ass!"

Puddy: High Five!

"I look down and, oh man it's Mickey" - Kramer, after punching out Mickey Mantle.

"It's a binding social contract" - George, regarding an airport pickup

"Listen for the bell, Grosbard. It tolls for thee." - Kramer

"Come on Jerry, it's a lock" - Kramer, responding to George after George bets that 2 of the next 3 guys thinks the exterminator looks like Sugar Ray Leonard.

"May I have one of those, madam?" - Kramer, to George who is wearing ladies glasses.

"A blurb?!?!?! Look at the cover idiot!" - the fugitive that met George in the airport gift shop, where George got the last Time magazine since his name was mentioned in it.


so many more to name, too bad the last 3 years of the show stunk.

"Did you just double-dip your chip???"

Puddy: That's right you going straight to hell.

She's Bald?

She Bald!

Cinnamon! It should be on tables in restaurants along with salt and pepper! Anytime someone says, "Ooh, this is so good -- what's in this?" the answer invariably comes back, "cinnamon." Cinnamon! Again and again!

"Not that there's anything wrong with that..."
"These pretzles are making me thirsty."

Steinbrenner:

"Whoo Whee! Look at me! I'm wearin' Lou Gehrig's pants!"

Just alittle extension here:

Puddy: You stole my Jesus fish didn't you?!
Elaine: YEAH, THATS RIGHT!

I choose not to run!

I'm back baby!

cosmo : They gave me gonorrhea.

george : Who! The government!?!

So you think you're sponge-worthy?

Kramer: Smell that.
Jerry: Yeah, so?
Kramer: Smells like the beach!

*sings*

"Believe it or not, George isn't at home..
Please leave a message at the beep..
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone..
Where could I be..???
Believe it or not, I'm not home!"

*beep*

Mulva?!

"Pulp couldn't make it across the table." (see signature) . . .

"That.... is one magic loogie."

"Everyone at the office is calling me Nip!" Elaine

Kramer: We saw Jane topless...

George: Oh yes, the Penske files...love that Penske.

George: Oh no, I'm sorry the card says "Moops".

George: George is getting angry.

Jerry: I'm not driving him to the airport !

Frank: Jerry, this is Frank Costanza, Mr Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back.

You disappoint me my friend.



- my wife's in a coma

-That's not gonna be good for business.

-That's not gonna be good for anybody.

so, what's the deal with cancer?

George, talking to Jerry about his insecurities about going "downstairs" with his new girlfriend:

"I got the tap."

I can feel Kramer's blood inside me, borrowing things from my blood.

It's time for the feats of strength!!

You think you're better than me!?

Mandlebaum, Mandlenbaum, Mandlebaum.