The Ultimate Simpsons Quotes Thread
10-18-01 | 04:08 AM
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Homer: Play Magic Bus!!
The Who: Only if you tear this wall down.
Homer: (pause) Play Pinball Wizard!!
Ralph: Can you open my milk, mommy?
Miss Hoover I'm not mommy, Ralph. I'm Miss Hoover.
The Who: Only if you tear this wall down.
Homer: (pause) Play Pinball Wizard!!
Ralph: Can you open my milk, mommy?
Miss Hoover I'm not mommy, Ralph. I'm Miss Hoover.
10-18-01 | 02:32 PM
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"I'm Kent Brockman...and this is Eye On Springfield!"
and a song too!
When the weight of the world has got you down
and you want to end your life.
Bills to pay, a dead-end job,
and problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the tow'l,
'cuz there's a place right down the block...
Where you can drink your misery away...
At Flaming Moe's.... (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
When liquor in a mug (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
can warm you like a hug. (Flaming Moe's...)
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
and a song too!
When the weight of the world has got you down
and you want to end your life.
Bills to pay, a dead-end job,
and problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the tow'l,
'cuz there's a place right down the block...
Where you can drink your misery away...
At Flaming Moe's.... (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
When liquor in a mug (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
can warm you like a hug. (Flaming Moe's...)
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
10-24-01 | 07:21 PM
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Flanders: Homie, I can see your doodle!
Juror: No one who speaks German could be an evil man!
Grandpa: I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time...
Homer: OK brain, I don't like you and you don't like me. Just get me through this so I can keep killing you with beer.
Brain: It's a deal!
Best thread ever...
Juror: No one who speaks German could be an evil man!
Grandpa: I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time...
Homer: OK brain, I don't like you and you don't like me. Just get me through this so I can keep killing you with beer.
Brain: It's a deal!
Best thread ever...
10-25-01 | 11:23 AM
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insurance guy: this place you were at before the accident, moe's, is it a buisness of some kind?
homer's brain: don't tell him it's a bar. don't tell him it's a bar. but what else is open that late at night?
homer: it's a pornography store. i was buying pornography.
homer's brain: don't tell him it's a bar. don't tell him it's a bar. but what else is open that late at night?
homer: it's a pornography store. i was buying pornography.
10-25-01 | 12:15 PM
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Frinkie:
"I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, ten-thousand times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them."
"I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, ten-thousand times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them."
10-27-01 | 08:49 AM
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From: Birmingham, UK
-My names Barney & I'm an alcoholic.
-Mr Gumble this is a girl scout meeting.
-Is it? Or is it just that you girls can't accept that you have a problem.
-Mr Gumble this is a girl scout meeting.
-Is it? Or is it just that you girls can't accept that you have a problem.
11-06-01 | 10:32 AM
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Banner: Are you the beer baron??
Ned: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged!
Banner: He's not the baron, but he sounds drunk. Take him in.
Ned: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged!
Banner: He's not the baron, but he sounds drunk. Take him in.