Homer: Play Magic Bus!!

The Who: Only if you tear this wall down.

Homer: (pause) Play Pinball Wizard!!



Ralph: Can you open my milk, mommy?

Miss Hoover I'm not mommy, Ralph. I'm Miss Hoover.

:lol:
http://www.ameritech.net/users/dvdtalk/hippie.gif

Do you wanna change your name to Homer Jnr.? The kids can call you Hoojoo.


Shawn

Marge: Homer! You've got it set on Whore!

Homer: Maybe for once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding 'You're making a scene'.

Homer: First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

"I'm Kent Brockman...and this is Eye On Springfield!"

and a song too!

When the weight of the world has got you down
and you want to end your life.
Bills to pay, a dead-end job,
and problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the tow'l,
'cuz there's a place right down the block...
Where you can drink your misery away...
At Flaming Moe's.... (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
When liquor in a mug (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
can warm you like a hug. (Flaming Moe's...)
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...

Doh!

:D

Wait that was posted too...

V

Homer: "Help Me Jebus!"



After reading View's signture, I want to be like him :)

" ... BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB!"

"what's that extra B for?"

"it's a typo"

Sax-a-ma-phone
Sax-a-ma-phone

Five dollars!?!? Get outta here

Five day waiting period? But I'm angry NOW!

- People do see you as an ogre sir.

- Why I ought to club them and eat their brains!

Skinner: For a school with no Asian kid, we did well on this science fair

Flanders: Homie, I can see your doodle!

Juror: No one who speaks German could be an evil man!

Grandpa: I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time...

Homer: OK brain, I don't like you and you don't like me. Just get me through this so I can keep killing you with beer.
Brain: It's a deal!

Best thread ever... ;)

Homer: "Mmmm forbidden donut..."

Oh, you're probably here about that giant donut. Uhhh... Flanders has it. Just smash open his house.

[closes door]

He came to life. Good for him.

insurance guy: this place you were at before the accident, moe's, is it a buisness of some kind?

homer's brain: don't tell him it's a bar. don't tell him it's a bar. but what else is open that late at night?

homer: it's a pornography store. i was buying pornography.

Frinkie:

"I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, ten-thousand times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them."

Homer:
"Ah, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!"

V

The hunger strike episode:

"I'm down to a B-cup!"

rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl

Homer: Are you sure this is the Sci-Fi Convention? It's full of nerds

[When she sees you'll do anything she says, she's sure to respect you!]

"Sure! What's a big sister for!?"

Snake: "Alright!!!! Good by student loan payments!"

-My names Barney & I'm an alcoholic.

-Mr Gumble this is a girl scout meeting.

-Is it? Or is it just that you girls can't accept that you have a problem.

Banner: Are you the beer baron??
Ned: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged!
Banner: He's not the baron, but he sounds drunk. Take him in.