If God didn't want us to eat in church, he'd have made gluttony a sin.

"Tastes like...burning." - Ralph

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Hey! Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

My favourites from Homer the Heretic

Homer: God Himself told me I should seek a new path.
Rev. Lovejoy: [suspicious] Oh, really...
Homer: Yeah. He appeared before me in a dream, and I knew that was special because I usually dream about naked... [off Marge's glare] Marge.

Homer: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] "wicked'' guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?

Oh Jebus, that show used to be funny.

Apu: Ah! the searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you! I mean, I think I'm dying.

"MmmmMmmmm....sacralicious..."

Homer: MMMmmmmm forbidden donut

Marge: Can you perform some sort of last rights?

Reverend Lovejoy: Marge, that's catholic, you may as well ask me to do some sort of vodoo dance.

"Ah, who will save me from the wee turtles!!!"

Raphe: Me Fail English? That's Unpossible

Dole/Kang: We must go forwards, not backwards! Upwards, not forwards, and always whirling, whirling, WHIRLING towards freedom!

Ralph: "When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!"
After Lisa gives Ralph a valentine "It says ' Choo Choo Choose me" he he, and there's a picture of a train."
"The doctor says I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger out of there."
Comic Book Store Guy " Worst episode ever!" :)

Snake - "Oh no, Beta."

The best, by far :lol:

homer: "and this perpetual motion machine she made is a joke! it keeps going faster and faster. Lisa! In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

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snake: (holds out hand) "wallet inspector"

nerds: (give snake their wallets) "here you go"

snake: "man, i can't believe that worked"

homer: "hey, that's not the wallet inspector"

[Homer]

"To start... press any key."
"There's no any key!"

[/Homer]

Hutz: "Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film 'The Neverending Story'."

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me.

Post office guy: Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?

Homer: I.... don't know.

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Ralph: That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things
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Homer: "Women will like what I tell them to like."

Ralph Quotes:
"Hi Lisa! We're gonna be in a pie!"
"So....you like......stuff?"
"I dress myself!"

Hutz: Uh oh, we've drawn Judge Sneider.
Marge: Is that bad?
Hutz: Well he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Hutz:Well, replace the word "kinda" with "repeatedly", and the word "dog" with "son"....
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Burns: "I want to be loved."

Homer: "I see...well...I'll need some beer..."

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I do believe you have a letter for me.
Postal Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your last name.
Homer: (pause) I don't know...

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That one was just posted 7 posts up :D
Still funny none the less though. :lol:
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Marge: I'm not gonna be a surrogate mother!
Homer: Come on Marge, we're a team. It's uter-us, not uter-you...

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