Venusian

Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish and you told me I didn't have a goldfish, then why'd i have the bowl bart? WHY'D I HAVE THE BOWL?

And a couple of repeats that are still funny:

Ralph Wiggum: Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers...

Mrs. Lovejoy: This isn't about love. Its about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N.
Krusty: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

Geofferson

I believe another repeat that is noteworthy...

Homer (talking to Marge): "First you didn't want me to get a pony. Now you want me to take it back. Make up your mind."

Red Dog

Lurlene Lumpkin: "Oh Homer, you're as smart as you are handsome!"

Homer "HEY!!!!!....Oh, you meant that as a compliment!"

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Homer: In America, first you get the sugar. Then you get the power. Then you get the women.

The Eggman

Milhouse: "The Statue of Liberty? Where are we?"

Homer: "Sax-a-ma-phone. Sax-a-ma-phone"

Venusian

Homer: It's pronounced nuke-u-lar

Venusian

White people have names like Lenny whereas black people have names like Carl

Eric F

Homer: I call the big one BITEY.

Ky-Fi

Ned Flanders: "And you, you ugly, hate-filled man!"

Moe: "Hey, hey!---I may be ugly and hate-filled, but.....oh.....yeah....


Homer(as he's getting eaten by werewolf Flanders): "agghhhhhhh!......What's the matter wolfie--eyes bigger than your stomach, eh? Heh heheh......aghhhhhhh!"

milkdog

(Moe sets up a toy car to represent his car and an olive representing Homer. Homer eats olive.)

Moe: Okay, so now the car will be you, and my car will be represented by this little toy man.

Deftones

my favorite was when Chief Wiggum was rolling up to a house and he says "Awww, man, if this isn't the right house, I quit!"

Draven

Homer: Put the beer in the coconut and drink it all up, you put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away.

Flanders: I said "Homer!"

Homer:...and you throw the can away.

AZ_MAN

After the end of prohibition, with beer in hand, Homer proudly exclaims:

"Beer, the cause, and solution to, all of our problems"!!




AZ_MAN

motba

As for the Prohibition episode, i got another one that was so funny:

Not sure what the guy's name was but new chief of springfield : (speaking to Ned Flanders) Are you the Beer Baron?

Ned: Well, if you're talking about Root Beer, I'm darndiddily guilty as darndiddily charged

Chief: He's not the Baron but he sounds drunk, take him in boys (or something to that effect)

Also before that the chief asks the same question to the CBG

CBG replies: Only by night, by day i'm a mild-mannered reporter working for the Daily Planet



And im not sure which episode this is from but....

Apu: Mr. Simpson, a jolly rancher is NOT a sprinkle, an M&M is NOT a sprinkle...


Apu: I can't believe you don't shut up!

And lastly from the New York episode

Barney: All i remember from the last two weeks is giving a guest lecture at Villanova... or maybe it was a street corner

matta

Bart: I wish I had an elephant.
Lisa: You did. His name was Stampy...

MvRojo

Ralph: That's where the Leprechaun told me to burn things.

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Leprechaun: Now you know what you have to do. BURN THEM. BURN THEM ALL.

Matt

pezboy

"But Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know. Way richer than Lenny."

"He won him in a truth-telling contest two towns over, right Bart?"
"Ah...to the best of my recollection"

Venusian

Are you looking at pictures of naked girls?

No mother.

You sissy!

palebluedot

Homer:

"Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"

Homer:

"Don't worry, I have a plan. I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping it's speed over 50, and if it's speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

Homer:

"Mmmmmm, 64 slices of American cheese."

Bart:

"Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?"

Red Dog

Marge: "Homer, did you stay up all night eating cheese?"

Homer: "I think I'm blind."

Kaiser Soze

"Stupid babies need the most attention."

My favorite is my sig.

Venusian

there is no emoticon for what i'm feeling

Fanboy

Lisa: There's nothing to eat for breakfast.
Homer: You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, pie crust --
Lisa: Maybe mom just doesn't realize we missed her. We could go down to the casino and let her know...
Homer: Oh, come on, Lisa, there's no reason to -- [takes a bite] -- [brrrrrrrrr] let's go see Mom.

FREEJG

Episode where Moe gets Homer to steal his car so he can collect insurance money. Homer drives the car into a body of water.

Paraphrase

Chief Wiggum: He can't stay down there forever.

Officer (forget his name): What if he can, Chief?

Chief Wiggum: Then God help us all.

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Ralph Wiggum: It tastes like burning.
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Ralph Wiggum: I'm Idaho.
Principal: Sure you are, Son.

Plato

-You haven't dealt with women in a long time, have you Sergeant?
-Are you asking me out?

nizzo

When the Germans took over the Nuclear Plant:

[german accent]"The following list of people have been let go: ...... Simpson, Homer J. That is all, thank you. [/german accent]