Singing - Simpson, Homer Simpson, He's the greatest guy in history. from the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. Aahhh!!!

Ralph - I bent my Wookie.

Skinner - There's no justice like angry mob justice.

and anything involing Cletus

NASA guy: "In a way, you're both winners. But in another, more accurate way, Barney is the winner."

I've always wanted to use that!

-Oh you're family's out of control but we can't blame you because you have gooooood intentions!?
-Hey Back Off Man!
-Okaaay DUDE! I wouldn't wanna have a cow MAN! Here's a catchphrase you better learn for your adult years: "Hey buddy? Got a quarter!?"
-I am shocked and appalled.
-Mr Flanders, with all due respect, Bart didn't do anything.
-Do I hear the sound of butting-in? It's gotta be little Lisa Simpson. Springfield's answer to a question no-one asked!
-Haa. Ha Haah...
-What do we have here? The long flabby arm of the law. The last case you got to the bottom of was a case of Malomars!
-Ha "Malomars"?! That's goin in the act.
-Oh! Yeah! The Clown! The only one of you buffoons who doesn't make me laugh....And as for you - I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk.
-Hey, I've only been here a few minutes. What's goin on?
-You ugly hate-filled man!
-Hey. Hey! I may be ugly and hate-filled but I...err. what was the third thing you said?
-Homer. You are the worst human being I have ever met.
-Hey I got off pretty easy.

Sweet merciful crap!

"Grandma Plopwell, you've done it again!"

You choose fruit, you live with fruit.

Marge: Homer, you are not going to weasle out of it this time...
Homer: Marge...weasling out of things is what separated us from all of the amimals...except the weasle.


Blackboard:
I promise to stop wasting chalk.
I promise to stop wasting chalk.
I promise to stop wasting chalk.
I promise to stop wasting chalk.

I WILL NOT USE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGORES
I WILL NOT USE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGORES
I WILL NOT USE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGORES
I WILL NOT USE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGORES
I WILL NOT USE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGORES

Halloween episode with Kang being revealed as Maggie's father.

Jerry Springer: Backstage we have Kang in a soundproof booth. He cannot hear what is going on.

Kang: I HEAR ALL!

Homer: mmm, forbidden donut!!!

-That Timmy's a real hero.
-How's that Dad?
-Well, he fell down a well, and...errr
-What's so heroic about that?
-Well....i'ts more than you ever did!

Homer (singing):

I'd rather drink a beer
than win Father of the Year.

Don't worry! You won't feel a thing...until I jam this down your throat.

-Feels like I'm wearing...nothing at all.

-Stupid Sexy Flanders!