<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by heimerSWT:
DigitalDave writes
Too much about the butthole,
although still funny.

http://talk.dvdtalk.com/ubb/tongue.gif

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Is this better?:

Is that your wallet?
Gimme whatcha got in there!
Hey! you took it all!



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To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.

The ever increasing hole in my pocket!!!
A better understanding of Anamorphic Transfer

Missing the Haikus
Wishing more people would post
Always makes me smile

trigger likes the sound
of his sucessful new posting
no-one else gives poop
p

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pmwhelan:
trigger likes the sound
of his sucessful new posting
no-one else gives poop
p<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey, your second line
Has an extra syllable.
Get with the program.
http://talk.dvdtalk.com/ubb/wink.gif

stupid game stupid
game stupid game stupid game
stupid game stupid
p

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pmwhelan:
stupid game stupid
game stupid game stupid game
stupid game stupid
p<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

A frustrated mick
lacking imagination
needs to get sex

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Trigger:
A frustrated mick
lacking imagination
needs to get sex<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

bite me bite me bite
bite me bite me bite me bite
me bite me bite me
http://talk.dvdtalk.com/ubb/wink.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MarcusAurelius:
AMAZON SENT ME
LEON, THE PROFESSIONAL
SOUND IS ALL F*CKED UP<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

AMAZON REPLACED
LEON, THE PROFESSIONAL
SOUND IS ALL FIXED NOW.

A short haiku story

amazon is suck
they will never make money
too many hot deals

amazon mispriced
got overnight delivr'y
more DVDs! yeah!

referred myself
then did it again fifty times
got more movies! yeah!

UPS guy asks
are there fifty people here?
now watch discs in jail http://talk.dvdtalk.com/ubb/frown.gif

Resurrecting this
Amazon is at it again
Many sad people.

:)

(I wasn't saying,
when I said "at it again",
more pricing problems...

I meant only that
many website problems and
holiday woes.)

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[Edited by Trigger on 04-21-01 at 04:23 AM]

This post new to me
Hmm, maybe I'll give a try
Nah, time for X-Men

My postman hates me
many deliveries annoy
Customs p*ss me off

Online stores are weak
Where have all the deals gone to?
Haiku thread returns.

:)

Amazon's NextCard
means free movies, can't complain too much.
Couple on the way now.

:)

Not much of a poetry writer, or a speller for that matter.. but here it goes...

Amazon's Stock
Plumeted in price
Use it for butt wipe

Shipping too late
Two dozen order from me
None sent on time

Spork


Like I have a day job.

Buy Criterion:
Others creep upward in price
but only for you.

Bumping dead thread
Haikus make life better
Never drink urine

:)

Thread is nine months old
Don't forget to buy a gift
Birthday coming soon!

:)

Whoops it's 5-7-5

holy poop it's back
seems so very long ago
when i was so dumb :)

And I actually have another one regarding my preorders for this week.

i wait for Muppets
give me my Fugitive now
amazon what gives?


[Edited by LBPound23 on 06-07-01 at 04:26 PM]