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glimmer77 09-15-00 12:48 AM

"What a deal", thought I,
"Ha ha, just kidding", said they
HELLO BUY DOT COM!

PeteH 09-15-00 03:57 AM

Amazon is suck
anything to make a buck
kekekekeke

Fhrx 09-15-00 04:46 AM

I'm bored.

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John 3:16

minifigg 09-15-00 05:37 AM

F-h-r-x- bored,
hates reading posts yet can't stop.
Aussies hate Haiku?

Olympics today.
I can't wait to see U-S
Kick Aussie butt now!
http://talk.dvdtalk.com/ubb/wink.gif

Trigger 09-15-00 11:27 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fhrx:
I'm bored.
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Regards...

John 3:16

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You are disrupting
the chi of this haiku thread
Who is this "John"?

jough 09-15-00 02:28 PM

Buson is whirling in his grave...

Amazon dot com
Lies to all their customers
Prices? Illusion.

-- Jough

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I am Jough's complete lack of surprise.
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http://www.jough.com

DJMAN 09-15-00 03:36 PM

suicide attack,
six killed in sri lanka.
no discount? kvetch!

DVD delayed,
2020 far off.
i'm six feet under.




[This message has been edited by DJMAN (edited September 15, 2000).]

Trigger 09-16-00 10:54 AM

Thank you toys r us
for free Amazon money
Now they can sleep nights

Keyser Soze 09-21-00 05:57 AM

http://talk.dvdtalk.com/ubb/smile.gif LOL http://talk.dvdtalk.com/ubb/smile.gif

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-V.K.

"I hope we never lose sight of one thing, that this was all started by a mouse."
-Walt Disney

The reason my DVD player was the "most expensive" gift I've ever received.

TexasGuy 09-21-00 07:09 AM

Amazon screwed up
How many buyers can vote?
Gore invented net


Trigger 09-21-00 11:04 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TexasGuy:
Amazon screwed up
How many buyers can vote?
Gore invented net

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That was too funny
Haiku thread was great idea
You're all so clever

Trigger 09-24-00 11:56 PM

^up^

Trigger 09-25-00 04:05 AM

Brazil on its way
Amazon makes good on it,
Happy butterflies

coconinocat 09-25-00 04:43 AM

a river of deals
dries up right before my eyes
tears moisten Amazonian mud

-coco

Trigger 09-26-00 04:08 PM

Chapters makes mistake
they cancel my order for me,
they're no Amazon

No Playstation 2
Instead of four hundred bucks
send me ten canucks.

matchpenalty 09-26-00 06:38 PM

Amazon dot com
Shining like the brightest star
imploding black hole

svadas 09-26-00 09:34 PM

amazon is suck
amazon is suck suck suck
amazon is suck

heimerSWT 09-27-00 10:55 PM

Patiently Waiting
for Amazon to send me
Edward Scissorhands.

--

DVDTalk made
National News on TV
Amazon is scared.

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jumbojp 09-28-00 03:33 AM

place an order now
bend over stick it in your ass
no thanks exit only
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/smileysex5.gif

DigitalDave 09-28-00 05:31 PM

scamazon greedy,
gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, got
my hairy bean bag

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To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.

The ever increasing hole in my pocket!!!
A better understanding of Anamorphic Transfer

[This message has been edited by DigitalDave (edited September 28, 2000).]

DigitalDave 09-28-00 05:33 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jumbojp:
place an order now
bend over stick it in your ass
no thanks exit only
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/smileysex5.gif
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Too damn funny!


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To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.

The ever increasing hole in my pocket!!!
A better understanding of Anamorphic Transfer

DigitalDave 09-28-00 05:37 PM

item number please?
we expect two dollars more!
ouch, that's my prostate.

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To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.

The ever increasing hole in my pocket!!!
A better understanding of Anamorphic Transfer

[This message has been edited by DigitalDave (edited September 28, 2000).]

DigitalDave 09-28-00 05:45 PM

You bought here before?
Come on in and bend over
Not even a kiss http://talk.dvdtalk.com/ubb/frown.gif

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To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.

The ever increasing hole in my pocket!!!
A better understanding of Anamorphic Transfer

DigitalDave 09-28-00 05:49 PM

looking at rectum
gonna stretch it til pain
ooohweee! ouch! oohwee!

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To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.

The ever increasing hole in my pocket!!!
A better understanding of Anamorphic Transfer

heimerSWT 09-28-00 07:34 PM

DigitalDave writes
Too much about the butthole,
although still funny.

http://talk.dvdtalk.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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