as reported on imdb

Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson are to steam up the big screen in Woody Allen's new movie - by taking part in a reported lesbian sex scene. The actresses will lock lips and get hot and heavy in Vicky Cristina Barcelona, which also features Cruz's boyfriend Javier Bardem. According to British tabloid The Sun, Allen's aiming for one of the most erotic scenes in movie history. A source tells the publication, "People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and the whole scene will leave the audience gasping."

To quote Borat "Nice!"

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhwing!

Yea, they sure are making it sound hot but let's see how this thing plays out once they shoot it. I'm just as excited as the next guy, but I'm skeptical of studio lez scenes with well-known actresses. They just never seem to live up to what's in my head, sadly.

Best Spoiler Eva!

Really? I thought "Bound" was pretty sexy.

Gershon & Tilly are fairly well-known actresses, so this movie could potentially top that one.

Oh, right. Good point. I almost for got since I haven't seen Bound in years.

I guess I should also add Wild Things. Hmmm.. maybe I misspoke. I guess this just sounds so good I'm worried it won't be as hot as I need/want it to be.

Can we please have an erection? What the hell is going on down there?

Hmmm... a hot lesbian scene between two popular actresses... in a Woody Allen movie. I'm going to call it here but the vast majority of the internet will see that scene only and not a bit of the rest of the movie.

THE HYPE: "Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson are to steam up the big screen" in "one of the most erotic scenes in movie history" that "will leave the audience gasping!"

THE REALITY: Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson play the wife and mistress of a seventy-two-year-old brush salesman who makes quips about the Atkins diet and Nietzsche as Dixieland jazz plays on the soundtrack. Later on, somebody kills somebody else and there is much reflecting upon how loathsome humanity is. Then, more Dixieland.

We've all know for years that Woody Allen is a perv. He fucked his girlfriend's kid for the luvva mike!

INT. BUSINESS MANAGER'S OFFICE - DAY

Woody Allen's BUSINESS MANAGER flips through Variety, sighing.

WOODY ALLEN opens the door, leans his head in and looks down.


Business Manager rolls eyes and continues.


He leaves.

The sad thing is this still won't get people to see this film and it'll only make in it's entire U.S. theatrical run as much as something like Meet the Spartans or Cloverfield made on their first day...

The sexiest thing Woody has ever put on the screen is Mira Sorvino talking about ass-fucking.

There ain't no way he's gonna top some of the scenes already mentioned in this thread.

Woody Allen is a pervert. And yes, this is just a publicity stunt to give his dead again career a boost. "Match Point" was great, and sexy enough. But "Scoop" and "Cassandra's Dream" stunk.

Penelope is dating Chigurh?

Sounds nice but I'll believe it when I see it.

Is it asking too much for this movie to be presented in IMAX 3-D?

She won a coin toss.

TRAILER - Worstpreviews


Just watched the trailer. Scarlett Johannson has never looked better.

I'm there.

1:10-1:13 and i think this is playing this month at cannes, wonder if we'll finally get to see Scarlett's cash and prizes.

That trailer was terrible.

Q4T......NOT

awesome

Scarlett Johansson is the Diane Keaton of the 2000's now....