"Hell Yes" - Beck

What do you miss the most about your childhood?

Me & Julio Down By The Schoolyard - Paul Simon

"There Must Be Someway Out Of Here?" - All Along The Watchtower, Bob Dylan/Jimi Hendrix, Dave Matthews, Dave Mason etc etc.

Up Around the Bend - CCR

Where should I invest all of my Chihuahua's money?

In The Ghetto - Elvis Presley

New York Mining Disaster (Have You Seen My Wife Mr. Jones?) - Bee Gees

Down on the Corner (CCR)

Why Can't I? (Liz Phair)

"Unsuccessfully Coping With the Natural Beauty of Infidelity" - Type O Negative

"Is There Anybody Out There?" - Pink Floyd

"Us and Them" - Pink Floyd

Why Can't I Be You?

"You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby" - The Smiths

Is That All There Is? - Peggy Lee

The Rain, The Park and Other Things - The Cowsills

Wow. This is amost exactly like the time Dr. Flynn, our staff cyborgologist, wanted to install a third eye in my chin. It would allow me to see infrared, ultraviolent, and prime evil. He said I was a good candidate because my chin is very thin and it would allow him to imbed the electronics effectively. I have a Van Dyke beard and I was afraid that the beard would block the cyborg eye's view, so Flynn offered to install it to the side of my beard. I thought that would look totally alien, so I told him "not by the hair of my skinny chin, Flynn!"

...and that reminds me, so "Who's Afraid of The Big Bad Wolf?" - Disney

Piggies - The Beatles


Baby It's Cold Outside. Is it cold enough for you?

Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice

Just lost my job, what the hell do I do now?

Get A Job - The Silhouettes


How did it get so late so soon?

Time Passes-Kelly Keagy.......Where did it go?

"Here, There and Everywhere" The Beatles

How Come My Dog Don't Bark When You Come Around? Dr. John

She's My Girl - The Turtles


What difference does it make?

A Question of Time - Depeche Mode

What do you do when football season is over?

Every Day I Have To Cry Some- Steve Alaimo (1963)


Who'll Be The Next In Line? - The Kinks (1965)

Me and You and a Dog Named Boo - Lobo (1971)

What do you look like naked?

Like a Virgin - Madonna

What's the Frequency Kenneth? - REM

Thirty Frames A Second - Simple Minds

If you were trapped on a cruise ship for five days and the toilets weren't working, would you poop into a plastic bag?

Yes – LMFAO

Why does my heart hurt so bad?

Pressure Drop - The Specials

What Would You Have Me Do? - Local H

Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car .

Can you feel the love tonight?

I Used To Love Her but I Had To Kill Her - Guns & Roses

Where Have All the Good Times Gone? - The Kinks

Who Knows Where the Time Goes? - Sandy Denny, Judy Collins, Fairport Convention

If I didn't tell her, could I leave today?