Take It to the Limit - The Eagles

How do I keep my wife and girlfriend apart?

First I Look At The Purse - J.Geils Band


What Does It Take To Win Your Love? - Junior Walker & The All Stars (1969)

Black Roses - Sloppy Seconds

How can I overcome my fear of heights?

Learn to Fly - Foo Fighters

Have you started your Christmas shopping yet?

Too Much, Too Little, Too Late - Johnny Mathis & Deniece Williams

What is the gestation period of the South African clawed frog?

One Hundred Years - Five for Fighting

How's your Mo'vember going?

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas - Johnny Mathis (and many others)



What about Suction?

She Goes Down - Mötley Crüe

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would that be?

Singapore - Tom Waits


Just how far is "to far to go"?

[I'm gonna be}500 Miles-The Proclaimers.......if you're going that far how are you going to get there?

Leaving on a Jet Plane - Peter, Paul & Mary (among others)

How would you describe your relationship with Jesus?

Estranged - Guns N Roses

How would you describe your relationship with the turkey you're about to gobble up?

Peaceful Easy Feeling-The Eagles.......If you could meet any famous person[living or dead] who would it be?

Jack The Ripper - Link Wray & The Rayman (also The Raybeats)



Didn't I (Blow Your Mind This Time)?

Maybe I'm Amazed - Paul McCartney


If you always want what you can't have, what do you want when you can have anything?

17 Girls in a Row - Steel Panther

Assume you are the 18th girl and are turned away, what's that say about your life?

Life is Shit - Dead Milkmen

What is the hottest holiday gift this year?

Radioactivity - Kraftwerk

What can end format wars, once and for all?

Death On Two Legs-Queen.......where are you going when you die?

Dirt - Alice in Chains

What's your favorite thing about the holidays?

Food,Glorious Food-Oliver.......what is your favorite thing to eat?

Eat the Rich - Motörhead

What's the most unpleasant place to spend your winter holidays at?

"Stuck Inside Of Mobile With The Memphis Blues Again" - Bob Dylan

A traveler asks a farmer how to get to a particular village. You, the farmer reply...

Take the A Train-Duke Ellington Orchestra

Who am dat?

I Am The Walrus - The Beatles


That reminds me of the time I was talking to Larry who was in the specimen jar. I had to get going, so I said "well, I'd better get underway." And he's like "what's under weigh?" And I was like "that Depends." And he said "what if they're half weigh?" And I said "then you'd be a plumber."
And he said in his most profound voice: "Is it not said that a naked man who flies his spaceship upside-down will have a crackup?"