Yoga Hosers (D: Kevin Smith) S: spawn of Smith & Depp - Tusk "sequel"
06-06-16, 02:10 PM
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Re: Yoga Hosers (D: Smith) S: spawn of Smith & Depp - Tusk "sequel"
Wow, that looks so fucking god-awful. What the fuck happened to Smith's wife's face? She looked like she was melting. Too much plastic surgery?
06-06-16, 02:16 PM
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I can't believe I even watched that trailer let alone give the full movie a shot. How does garbage like this even get the green light?
06-06-16, 03:07 PM
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Re: Yoga Hosers (D: Smith) S: spawn of Smith & Depp - Tusk "sequel"
Originally Posted by Rob V
How does garbage like this even get the green light?
06-06-16, 04:32 PM
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Re: Yoga Hosers (D: Smith) S: spawn of Smith & Depp - Tusk "sequel"
Originally Posted by Rob V
I can't believe I even watched that trailer let alone give the full movie a shot. How does garbage like this even get the green light?
06-06-16, 04:38 PM
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Looks like a made-for-Nickelodeon movie made for SyFy 
Judging from that trailer, I've seen worse movies this year.
Judging from that trailer, I've seen worse movies this year.
06-06-16, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by The Valeyard
Gotta hand it to Smith. He gets his shit onscreen.
06-07-16, 01:36 AM
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Re: Yoga Hosers (D: Smith) S: spawn of Smith & Depp - Tusk "sequel"
The Colleens look like fun characters. I'd watch it to see their interactions but the rest not so much.
06-07-16, 03:49 AM
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Re: Yoga Hosers (D: Smith) S: spawn of Smith & Depp - Tusk "sequel"
That first trailer was pretty good I thought. However the second one confirmed some of my fears about the film. The one note Canadian aboot shit was old before the script for this was even written.
06-07-16, 01:22 PM
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Ouch. I watched that trailer thinking you guys were overreacting, but that just simply looks awful.
06-07-16, 06:58 PM
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I gave up on the movie when Kevin said the target audience are tween girls. We'll see how they help him at the box office.
06-09-16, 12:13 PM
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Re: Yoga Hosers (D: Smith) S: spawn of Smith & Depp - Tusk "sequel"
As much as I dislike everything about this film I was't all out shitting on it because I'm a huge fan of Smith and realize he has to make a living. That all changed when he used the most iconic line from Clerks in the Yoga Hosers trailer. Fuck this movie.
06-14-16, 12:51 PM
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Re: Yoga Hosers (D: Smith) S: spawn of Smith & Depp - Tusk "sequel"
Are like any of the known actors Canadian? I'm surprised he didn't just film this in Canada to begin with and save money...but then maybe depp and others are only in the movie due to it being filmed in LA.
I wonder if he works in a Degrassi reference in the movie, since he has fangasms for that show.
I wonder if he works in a Degrassi reference in the movie, since he has fangasms for that show.
09-02-16, 12:04 PM
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https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/yog.../?page=2&sort=
- Look, if you want to make home movies with your friends and family that's fine. But if you're going to release them as feature films, at least respect viewers enough to try to make something that makes sense.
- Amateurishly shot, edited, acted and written, with elements of the production that seem unfinished, this Smith's worst film. Yes. Worse than Cop Out.
- Lazy writing, cheap effects, and tired gags pervade the film, and it's almost as if Kevin Smith is making a preemptive strike with its awfulness.
- Look, if you want to make home movies with your friends and family that's fine. But if you're going to release them as feature films, at least respect viewers enough to try to make something that makes sense.
- Amateurishly shot, edited, acted and written, with elements of the production that seem unfinished, this Smith's worst film. Yes. Worse than Cop Out.
- Lazy writing, cheap effects, and tired gags pervade the film, and it's almost as if Kevin Smith is making a preemptive strike with its awfulness.
09-02-16, 12:18 PM
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I liked this one from Rotten Tomatoes.
It's 21% fresh. Smith's movies are oddities. So I have to assume I'll like it and give it a try. If the critical reception is proportional to the audience's reception, I'll probably be the 1 in 5 who enjoy it.
His movies are so odd, that I can't help but enjoy the experience of watching. Jersey Girl was the closest he came to making a conventional movie. With declining reception of Smith's brand, if Mallrats were made today, people would shit all over it. You know, perception, man.
Yoga Hosers takes some potshots at critics, but that's fair: Critics really are the worst. - Sherilyn Connelly
His movies are so odd, that I can't help but enjoy the experience of watching. Jersey Girl was the closest he came to making a conventional movie. With declining reception of Smith's brand, if Mallrats were made today, people would shit all over it. You know, perception, man.
09-02-16, 02:30 PM
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Him and Ralph Garman read reviews. It's 52min long so bring snacks.
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09-02-16, 03:19 PM
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As a Canadian, I feel like I have some strange obligation to see it because it's (loosely, but not really) about my people, despite the fact that I do not expect to like it.
And it's ABOAT, fuckers. Nobody says ABOOT.
No. Fucking. Body.
And it's ABOAT, fuckers. Nobody says ABOOT.
No. Fucking. Body.
09-02-16, 04:58 PM
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Kevin Smith stopped making half decent movies right after Clerks. He has made crap after crap. This looks like an attempt to get in the friend circle even more with Depp and try making his daughter famous. Piss off Kevin.
Update: after reading a couple of the reviews I had to check the trailer to see how bad it is. God lord that movie looks incredibly bad. Depp really is a waste of space these days. He sold out big time a long ago and seems to have taken the Eddie Murphy route where he only accepted roles that require him toe wear lots of prosthetics.
Update: after reading a couple of the reviews I had to check the trailer to see how bad it is. God lord that movie looks incredibly bad. Depp really is a waste of space these days. He sold out big time a long ago and seems to have taken the Eddie Murphy route where he only accepted roles that require him toe wear lots of prosthetics.
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09-02-16, 10:33 PM
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09-02-16, 10:58 PM
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Jeez, after reading this thread I'm wondering if there's something wrong with me that Spoiler:
09-03-16, 12:24 AM
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Just watched the trailer.
Is this about these two girls squashing a bunch of little sausages dressed like hitler?
Is this about these two girls squashing a bunch of little sausages dressed like hitler?
