Originally Posted by Why So Blu? (Post 11499041)

Still waiting for a full body pic.

Originally Posted by Solid Fucking Snake PAC (Post 11497849)

So as some of you know, I'm still going to school. I already have a Bachelor's in Radio, Television, and Film. Emphasis on film. And...well for a
38-40 page paper in my grad class for next semester...my Science Fiction film prof wanted me to choose a topic or have somebody else to choose our research topic and have some type of evidence that they really chose it, for 5 extra points. This part is essentially proven to her by audio conversation, email response, video, or...you type of fucks. I'm a cheap bastard so I'll go w/ the 5 points for being lazy.

This whole thing horrifies me. Not so much that someone else has to choose it but that I'm writing a fucking huge ass paper that's more than my preferred 5 pages, FUCK. Thankfully it's double spaced...somehow this makes it better for me...but I'm a bitch and that still freaks me out.

I like Science Fiction fine, but not enough to be confident in writing about it in a research paper. I personally wouldn't know where the fuck to begin on that thing.

ANYWAY...the topic is in the science fiction genre and my prof recommends me to do something about women in Science Fiction. So women and Science Fiction.

The topic itself needs to be somewhat contained but not too big that a 10 page rough cut of the whole thing's exposition doesn't make sense. I'm not sure how that works out..but whatever.

Go motherfuckers. I'm sure she'll be entertained by how fucking odd you fucks are w/ the possible responses...you fucks.

Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC (Post 11498795)

She's got a kooky attractiveness to her. She knows this.

And with her permission I'm using a photo of her, she's on the right:

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Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC (Post 11498795)

She's got a kooky attractiveness to her. She knows this.

And with her permission I'm using a photo of her, she's on the right:

[IMG]<a href="http://imgur.com/tTyVZ"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/tTyVZ.jpg" title="Hosted by imgur.com" alt="" /></a>[/IMG]

Originally Posted by Nick Danger (Post 11499707)

multiple-penetration alien tentacle rape.

Originally Posted by Supermallet (Post 11499932)

Oh, you sweet talker you.

Originally Posted by Nick Danger (Post 11500749)

And when the tentacle rape happens, the women totally get off from it.

I decided that the space monsters need the hormones released during human women's orgasms in order to reproduce, so the space monsters must be stimulating the parasympathetic nervous system in some way that the poor women have massive involuntary orgasms. With the proper hormone balance, the alien spawn can mature inside the woman's body. The chest bursting comes at maturity.

Originally Posted by PopcornTreeCt (Post 11527798)

Snake writing about women seems utterly hilarious.

Originally Posted by PopcornTreeCt (Post 11527798)

Snake writing about women seems utterly hilarious.

Originally Posted by Supermallet (Post 11527778)

So what topic did you go with? Now that I think about it, you could write a paper specifically on Ripley from the Alien series. She's a pretty watershed character for the portrayal of women in sci-fi.

Originally Posted by Why So Blu? (Post 11527810)

Still waiting for a full body pic of the professor.

Originally Posted by PopcornTreeCt (Post 11527798)

Snake writing about women seems utterly hilarious.

Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC (Post 11527997)

Yeah, it was decided that I do a paper on Ripley (character, evolution, etc). We had to argue about it though. I was very against it cuz it seemed too predictable of a paper. And I've actually encountered several of them in my time here. And they just screamed fanboy bs as I've read them. Granted that was in the starter analysis class.



You really like her don't you?



Not really. Women are still dominantly 2nd class citizens in a lot of films. They may not be portrayed that way but look at strength and intelligence of a lot of female film characters as a quantity, and then look at the quality of those films as well. Still pretty damn low.

In comparison to that wonderfully naive and well meaning girl who buys me a (99.9% sure it's fake) TDK script w/ multiple signatures. It's pretty funny that I'm writing this paper. So yes, I can see the hilarity.

Originally Posted by SomethingMore (Post 11528109)

Did I miss the pic of the professor? Someone need to repost it.

Originally Posted by Why So Blu? (Post 11528103)

I like alternative/rockabilly broads. As long as they're not all fat and spilling over the sides. I like some proper thickness.