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Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
Originally Posted by RocShemp
(Post 11498273)
Hell, I think Snake may just pay Supermallet to write it for him. :lol:
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Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
Women...fucking women...women in sci-fi...that's some deep shit. It all started in the 50's with those screamy bitches...you know, those fucking bitches that wouldn't shut up. Now we have women who can kick some ass...but still be delicate...in sci-fi.
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Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
Originally Posted by PopcornTreeCt
(Post 11498160)
:up::up:
I imagine the real usefulness of the degree is when Criterion calls you up asking you to do an audio commentary or write an article about a film. Even then you have to be a total expert on the film and be somewhat known. ----------------------- Opening Credits: "so, this is like the most awesome fucking movie I've ever seen, yall are in for a real treat. Ryan Gosling kicks so much fucking ass as Driver. Driver might be my favorite movie, er, film character ever." "This opening scene is the shit. It really reminds me of Grand Theft Auto. You know, the video game? Trying to escape the cops and shit. I played that all the time back in the day. SO fucking good. Oh sorry, getting off track. Anyway everything about this scene kicks ass. Bitches." "Goddamn this song is fucking incredible! I love this opening track, it totally sets the mood for this film. Music is like, really important for creating the right atmosphere and shit." Driver and Irene meet for the first time: "So this motherfucking cute chick is Carey Mulligan. I really dig her. Amazing actress.. brilliant, sensational, breathtaking, intense, poignant, impressive performance. Also has a great ass. I'd tear that thing up!" Hotel scene right after the robbery: "Oh shit this scene is fucking crazy! Probably my favorite part of the film. Just watch this, just watch it. It's fucking BAD-ASS." Blanche gets her head blown off by shotgun blast: "FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!! That was nuts!!! Did you see that?!?! The gore was so awesome, the way her head blew apart! All that fucking blood. Yea!" Driver is stabbing guy with shower curtain rod: "I'M CUMMING!!!! This is so fucking awesome! Refn is the best, I love how he doesn't hold back on violence. Kill that motherfucker Gosling! I wish I could bathe in all the blood that is flying around in this scene." Ending Credits: "So as I mentioned at the beginning of the film, this is an awesome fucking movie. If you didn't like it you're a piece of shit and I hope you die in a fire. I really hope you liked this commentary track. I'm out bitches!" ----------------------- Solid Snake fired by Criterion. |
Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
rotfl
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:up:
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Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
Originally Posted by Osiris3657
(Post 11498280)
Solid Snake after he is hired by Criterion to do a commentary track on Drive.
Opening Credits: "so, this is like the most awesome fucking movie I've ever seen, yall are in for a real treat. Ryan Gosling kicks so much fucking ass as Driver. Driver might be my favorite movie, er, film character ever." "This opening scene is the shit. It really reminds me of Grand Theft Auto. You know, the video game? Trying to escape the cops and shit. I played that all the time back in the day. SO fucking good. Oh sorry, getting off track. Anyway everything about this scene kicks ass. Bitches." "Goddamn this song is fucking incredible! I love this opening track, it totally sets the mood for this film. Music is like, really important for creating the right atmosphere and shit." Driver and Irene meet for the first time: "So this motherfucking cute chick is Cary Mulligan. I really dig her. Amazing actress.. brilliant, sensational, breathtaking, intense, poignant, impressive performance. Also has a great ass. I'd hit that so hard!" Hotel scene right after the robbery: "Oh shit this scene is fucking crazy! Probably my favorite part of the film. Just watch this, just watch it. It's fucking BAD-ASS." Blanche gets her head blown off by shotgun blast: "FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!! That was nuts!!! Did you see that?!?! The gore was so awesome, the way her head blew apart! All that fucking blood. Yea!" Driver is stabbing guy with shower curtain rod: "I'M CUMMING!!!! This is so fucking awesome! Refn is the best, I love how he doesn't hold back on violence. Kill that motherfucker Gosling!" Ending Credits: "So as I mentioned at the beginning of the film, this is an awesome fucking movie. If you didn't like it you're a piece of shit and I hope you die in a fire. I really hope you liked this commentary track. I'm out bitches!" Solid Snake fired by Criterion. |
Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
I now know that if they ever make a movie about Snake's life story (I'm guessing he'll die in a day laborer lawnmower duel gone wrong that will inspire Lifetime to make a movie), Supermallet and Osiris3657 should collaborate on the script.
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Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
Originally Posted by Lt Ripley
(Post 11498151)
:hscratch:
I agree with you though. I read something about Ridley and feminism a while ago. |
Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
Originally Posted by Osiris3657
(Post 11498280)
Solid Snake after he is hired by Criterion to do a commentary track on Drive.
Opening Credits: "so, this is like the most awesome fucking movie I've ever seen, yall are in for a real treat. Ryan Gosling kicks so much fucking ass as Driver. Driver might be my favorite movie, er, film character ever." "This opening scene is the shit. It really reminds me of Grand Theft Auto. You know, the video game? Trying to escape the cops and shit. I played that all the time back in the day. SO fucking good. Oh sorry, getting off track. Anyway everything about this scene kicks ass. Bitches." "Goddamn this song is fucking incredible! I love this opening track, it totally sets the mood for this film. Music is like, really important for creating the right atmosphere and shit." Driver and Irene meet for the first time: "So this motherfucking cute chick is Carey Mulligan. I really dig her. Amazing actress.. brilliant, sensational, breathtaking, intense, poignant, impressive performance. Also has a great ass. I'd hit that so hard!" Hotel scene right after the robbery: "Oh shit this scene is fucking crazy! Probably my favorite part of the film. Just watch this, just watch it. It's fucking BAD-ASS." Blanche gets her head blown off by shotgun blast: "FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!! That was nuts!!! Did you see that?!?! The gore was so awesome, the way her head blew apart! All that fucking blood. Yea!" Driver is stabbing guy with shower curtain rod: "I'M CUMMING!!!! This is so fucking awesome! Refn is the best, I love how he doesn't hold back on violence. Kill that motherfucker Gosling!" Ending Credits: "So as I mentioned at the beginning of the film, this is an awesome fucking movie. If you didn't like it you're a piece of shit and I hope you die in a fire. I really hope you liked this commentary track. I'm out bitches!" Solid Snake fired by Criterion. :lol: Stop it, you're killing me! |
Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
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Awesome, Osiris3657 |
Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
So, Snake, do you have to show this whole thread to your professor? I will be very angry if you only copy and paste the posts with serious suggestions. In fact, if you want to use my paper idea, I require that you show her this entire thread.
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Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
She's got the link. She sees what you fucks do.
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Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC
(Post 11498783)
She's got the link. She sees what you fucks do.
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Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
Originally Posted by Why So Blu?
(Post 11498784)
Is she hot?
And with her permission I'm using a photo of her, she's on the right: [IMG]<a href="http://imgur.com/tTyVZ"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/tTyVZ.jpg" title="Hosted by imgur.com" alt="" /></a>[/IMG] |
Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
I'd need to see the body before I make my final decision. Cute, though. Rockabilly or alternative look is always a plus.
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Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
This thread is winning.
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Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC
(Post 11498795)
She's got a kooky attractiveness to her. She knows this.
And with her permission I'm using a photo of her, she's on the right: [IMG]<a href="http://imgur.com/tTyVZ"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/tTyVZ.jpg" title="Hosted by imgur.com" alt="" /></a>[/IMG] |
Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
I like that you had to specify she's on the right.
P.S. That dog is prime photoshop material. Get to it, DVD Talkers! |
Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC
(Post 11498795)
She's got a kooky attractiveness to her. She knows this.
And with her permission I'm using a photo of her, she's on the right: [IMG]<a href="http://imgur.com/tTyVZ"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/tTyVZ.jpg" title="Hosted by imgur.com" alt="" /></a>[/IMG] |
Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
Yeah...she loves her dog to an annoying degree.
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Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC
(Post 11498795)
She's got a kooky attractiveness to her. She knows this.
And with her permission I'm using a photo of her, she's on the right [IMG]<a href="http://imgur.com/tTyVZ"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/tTyVZ.jpg" title="Hosted by imgur.com" alt="" /></a>[/IMG] |
Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC
(Post 11498882)
Yeah...she loves her dog to an annoying degree.
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Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
Write a paper on Mathilda May in Lifeforce...there's an easy 100 pages there.
edit- didn't see this before I posted :lol: :thumbsup:
Originally Posted by inri222
(Post 11498022)
Yeah we need more films like Tobe Hooper's Life Force.
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Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
If the professor is going to read the whole thread, perhaps she can answer some questions.
First, does Snake talk in real life the way he writes on these boards? Second, if the first answer is a yes, do you ever feel the desire to rip his head right off his body? |
Re: Choose Solid Snake PAC's Science Fiction research paper topic!
Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC
(Post 11498795)
She's got a kooky attractiveness to her. She knows this.
And with her permission I'm using a photo of her, she's on the right: [IMG]<a href="http://imgur.com/tTyVZ"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/tTyVZ.jpg" title="Hosted by imgur.com" alt="" /></a>[/IMG] |
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