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Old 11-02-09, 08:05 PM
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I saw this on the list of DVD releases. Can I assume that this film is *not* about what first popped in my mind?
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Old 11-02-09, 08:11 PM
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the internet is a great way to find out what you're looking for may or may not be what you thought it was.
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Old 11-02-09, 08:29 PM
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I'd rather start a discussion about taint lights.
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Old 11-02-09, 08:34 PM
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It taint what you think.
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Old 11-02-09, 09:17 PM
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If they were like runway lights, that sequenced in either direction, then your partner could indicate to you how adventurous she was without the need for conversation.
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Old 11-02-09, 09:33 PM
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Like through some kind of bio-luminescence down there?
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Old 11-02-09, 09:48 PM
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I prefer Taint Premium. Taint Light just doesn't have the fullness of flavor that Taint Premium or even Taint Regular have.
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Old 11-02-09, 10:14 PM
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I'm amused with the image of Neil Diamond singing "Turn on your taintlight..."
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Old 11-02-09, 11:04 PM
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it's no taint stick. i love that band.
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Old 11-02-09, 11:27 PM
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"Riding the lofty coattails of the international tween sensation, TAINTLIGHT is the tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. They struggle to stay together in the midst of vampire carnage, but a love triangle bubbles up when a Michael Jackson-loving werewolf named Jack comes forward professing his own love for Stella. Meanwhile, a rival group of “real” vampires led by the evil Razor McBleed are on the prowl, looking to put the stake to Edgar so they can feast on Stella and the rest of Bonejack Heights in this over-the-top horror parody with tongue firmly in cheek!"

Sounds...um...hilarious.
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Old 11-03-09, 07:52 AM
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It might be the sequel to Human Centipede.
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Old 11-03-09, 08:16 AM
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It might be the sequel to Human Centipede.
Yeah, I think it takes place closer to the middle of the series. It's a bridge between part 1 and 3.
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Old 11-03-09, 05:29 PM
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I'll be buying it.
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