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The Bus 10-20-09 09:49 PM

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eXcentris 10-20-09 10:35 PM

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How can they crawl on their knees without kneecaps (last pic) ?

Nevermind, I guess "human centipede" and logic don't mix. :)

spainlinx0 10-21-09 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Terrell (Post 9784490)
It never ceases to amaze me the shit studios put in theaters. Who in their right thought this was a good idea. The studio, or whoever funded this should have told the idiot that pitched this idea to go pound sound.


Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC (Post 9784502)
wtf does pound sound mean?


Originally Posted by Terrell (Post 9784521)
It's slang for go take a walk. I've heard it many times. I've also heard "go kick rocks" and a choice few others.

But I really would like to have been a fly on the wall when this was pitched to whoever greenlit the film.

I believe the phrase is "pound sand."

Mordred 10-21-09 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by spainlinx0 (Post 9787610)
I believe the phrase is "pound sand."

I'm glad someone is "on the balloon" in this thread.

Giantrobo 10-21-09 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by eXcentris (Post 9786717)
How can they crawl on their knees without kneecaps (last pic) ?

Nevermind, I guess "human centipede" and logic don't mix. :)

You should read the comments on that page. Some guy speculates that the Kneecap thing was just a practical SFX department excuse to have the people wear knee pads. :lol:

BuddyRevell 10-21-09 04:49 PM

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Looks like it'll be the best mouth to anus human centipede movie this year.

Coral 10-21-09 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BuddyRevell (Post 9788166)
Looks like it'll be the best mouth to anus human centipede movie this year.

I hear this same bold prediction every year.

Drexl 10-21-09 06:34 PM

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It's the Citizen Kane of human centipede pictures.

Sean O'Hara 10-21-09 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Giantrobo (Post 9786587)
Thank you. I think some folks are just making a big deal because they're kinda turned on so they get all "OOoooh! That's groooosssss!!" to cover it up ;):lol:

Let's face it, if we got to be behind Shakira, every man in this group would volunteer for the experiment.

Dr. DVD 10-21-09 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Sean O'Hara (Post 9788378)
Let's face it, if we got to be behind Shakira, every man in this group would volunteer for the experiment.

Not the current Shakira, she lost her booty. :(

Kim Kardahsian? I might be convinced. ;)

Terrell 10-21-09 09:22 PM

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to go pound sound.
LOL! Can't believe I wrote "pound sound." I must have been drunk. Sorry about that.

Mordred 10-22-09 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Terrell (Post 9788666)
LOL! Can't believe I wrote "pound sound." I must have been drunk. Sorry about that.

I've heard it both ways.

;)

Gunde 10-23-09 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. DVD (Post 9788426)
Not the current Shakira, she lost her booty. :(

No she didn't. She just perfected it

Dr. DVD 10-23-09 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Gunde (Post 9791492)
No she didn't. She just perfected it


To quote Gerard Butler (as the Beast):"I like a big ass," and Shakira ain't got one no more. :( Seeing that little thing shake does absolutely nothing for me.

Hmm....imagine the irony if they cast Sir-Mix-A-Lot in a cameo?

dsa_shea 10-23-09 12:38 PM

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I guess the girl in the screencap will never be able to wipe that shit eating grin off of her face.

inri222 10-23-09 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Sean O'Hara (Post 9788378)
Let's face it, if we got to be behind Shakira, every man in this group would volunteer for the experiment.

http://decibelmagazine.com/assets/us...-great-ass.JPG HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor Gonzo 10-23-09 09:54 PM

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Giantrobo 10-23-09 11:52 PM

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Awwwe now see, with the chick all crying I feel bad. :(

eXcentris 10-23-09 11:56 PM

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That chick is probably thinking "damn, getting into porn might not have been such a bad idea after all..."

dom56 10-24-09 11:49 AM

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The chick look like she getting carpet munching from that other girl behind. :lol:

dsa_shea 10-24-09 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by dom56 (Post 9793666)
The chick look like she getting carpet munching from that other girl behind. :lol:

Ass munching most likely. The carpet is on the other side of the room. And what happens when that special time of the month rolls around? It could be a bloody affair when that happens. The more you think about this shit the worse it gets. This movie really is a terrible idea and really should have never been made.

Abob Teff 10-24-09 12:18 PM

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I wonder what kind a review poopchute.com is giving this?

And how long was this project in the pipeline anyway?

dsa_shea 10-24-09 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Abob Teff (Post 9793715)
I wonder what kind a review poopchute.com is giving this?

And how long was this project in the pipeline anyway?

Likely shitty.

Probably overnight and was given the go in the morning.

Sean O'Hara 10-24-09 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by dsa_shea (Post 9793708)
Ass munching most likely. The carpet is on the other side of the room. And what happens when that special time of the month rolls around? It could be a bloody affair when that happens. The more you think about this shit the worse it gets. This movie really is a terrible idea and really should have never been made.

I don't get it. It's a horror movie with a truly horrific concept, not just some guy with a knife chasing women around or a monster dismembering people, and people are complaining.

dsa_shea 10-24-09 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sean O'Hara (Post 9793862)
I don't get it. It's a horror movie with a truly horrific concept, not just some guy with a knife chasing women around or a monster dismembering people, and people are complaining.

It's the forced ATM and expectance for people to survive off of that that makes this movie a sick, sick idea.


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