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Re: Machete
Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC
(Post 10331885)
Woohoo for being brown!
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Re: Machete
Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC
(Post 10331885)
Woohoo for being brown!
*hates you* :mad: |
Re: Machete
Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC
(Post 10331885)
Woohoo for being brown!
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:bdance:
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Im looking forward to see this one :D
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shit yeah, motherfucker...
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This should be a total blast. RR, MR, and DT should be at a taco truck outside of every theater this movie plays. That'd be awesome. :D Impossible but awesome.
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...I don't want to say what I may do...but...it'd be on the news.
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Re: Machete
Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC
(Post 10333391)
...I don't want to say what I may do...but...it'd be on the news.
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Re: Machete
Originally Posted by Blu Man
(Post 10333393)
Snake, remember what your parol officer said, no more raping. Seriously. No. More. Raping. Do you understand? Snake? Talk to me buddy...
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Re: Machete
Originally Posted by RocShemp
(Post 10333403)
Shit. Snake's on another of his rape rages? Do we get out his blowup doll to lure him away or does this call for that special trio of Robert Rodriguez/Danny Trejo/Sylvester Stallone RealDolls his therapist recommended for extreme situations?
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Re: Machete
Originally Posted by Blu Man
(Post 10333413)
Were gonna have to put him down unfortunately. I know a vet who specializes in putting down dogs, cats, rabbits and crazy Mexican rapists. It's cost effective, as he will put him down and cremate him for 60 bucks. It's for the greater good RocShemp. We have to do it.
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Re: Machete
Originally Posted by RocShemp
(Post 10333414)
I know... You're right. It's just... [stifling a sob]he was my first Mexican.[/stifling a sob] I mean, don't you remember when we first found him crossing the border? The first thing he did was rape the leg of that waitress in that diner we took him to. Good times.
Oh, no, your right, the waiter was a different time. My bad. We can't say we didn't warn him. After he raped and murdered (not necessarily in that order) that local high school girl I knew there was gonna be a time that we were going to have to put him down. :( |
Re: Machete
Originally Posted by Blu Man
(Post 10333421)
Waitress, I thought it was a waiter...
Oh, no, your right, the waiter was a different time. My bad. We can't say we didn't warn him. After he raped and murdered (not necessarily in that order) that local high school girl I knew there was gonna be a time that we were going to have to put him down. :( |
Re: Machete
Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC
(Post 10331885)
Woohoo for being brown!
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Re: Machete
Originally Posted by Lemmy
(Post 10333656)
I'm badly sunburned, but healing nicely, turning a nice deep-fried golden-brown. Does that count?
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good god...I leave for one day. And I do all this? Fascinating!
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Re: Machete
Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC
(Post 10319252)
Tarantino and RR's Asst. Director on this supposedly did one a piece
from what wikipedia has...QT's trailer is title Agent Orange and it stars Tim Roth. and here's all I know...but...I've yet to hear more news about it... # Rick Yune as Li Chan, Agent Orange's South Vietnamese Sidekick. # Sacha Baron Cohen as Colonel Weathers, in the Agent Orange trailer. # Stacy Keach as Doc Franklin, the rumored antagonist of the fake trailer. |
Re: Machete
Originally Posted by The O
(Post 10334858)
The version I watched today did not have any faux trailers attached.
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Re: Machete
Originally Posted by The O
(Post 10334858)
The version I watched today did not have any faux trailers attached.
Well how was the movie itself then? If you're allowed to tell us that is |
Re: Machete
Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC
(Post 10328461)
I got me a damn cool Mexican action hero.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yJoMnzl2VI...50-600x841.jpg |
Re: Machete
well...how was it?!
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Re: Machete
Originally Posted by The O
(Post 10334858)
The version I watched today did not have any faux trailers attached.
Well it seems like Rodriguez is pretty much dropping the whole grindhouse feel of the film, no doubt for financial reasons, making it look far slicker than the 2007 trailer. Was the movie good at least? |
Re: Machete
Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC
(Post 10335277)
well...how was it?!
I just want this to be over. |
Re: Machete
I flipped for GRINDHOUSE, and found MACHETE to be an amusing extension of the concept (at least the PLANET TERROR side). It's crazy violent, cheeky, and politically provocative. However, the script reminded me of ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO -- overstuffed, trying too hard to come across complex when everyone wants Trejo slicing and dicing baddies.
The merging of the trailer shoot with the new footage is professionally handled as well. The titles for the sequels promised at the end of the film made me chuckle: Spoiler:
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