I feel like the second pic needs to be posted in Otter for serious Photchopping.

Would you do the honors?

well...this still doesn't look any better.

The only thing 'darker' about those pics is the clear implication that Conan intends to have sex with the male members of the cast against their will.

Wow, based off of the photos alone this movie is going to be a pile of crap. Those are awful.

I'll save my money for this...

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Don't even bad movies get one promising still? At least one?

You missed the best picture...

Oh, did I?

Regardless of what you think of it as an adaptation...this still looks great. A lot of detail. We need a R1 BD of this NOW.

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They should just re-release the original, but with the DVD commentary playing:

DUDE..I KNOW, I've heard the commentary so much when the DVD is in my hands. It's awesome.

HOLY SHIT....this is awesome

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I'd seen the Total Recall musical. Great find with the Rambo musical, however.

I know this has nothing to do with Conan but given the current off-tpoic musical tangent...

NSFWNSFW


Here's the official site: http://www.jonandal.com/silence.html

They really aren't doing themselves any favors with these promo pics.

This looks way better:

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Motion poster released:

Oh thank god, I thought it was going to be a crappy trailer. Whew...I was scared there.

Why does he have a towel wrapped around his waist?

The sound from that motion poster is annoying as hell.

Is it possible to disable auto-play on that thing?

He looks nothing like Conan should look. Bring back the animated Red Nails adaptation.

There's an audio off button at the bottom.

After you crush your enemies and see them driven before you, it's to soak up the tears from da lamentations of dere vimmen.