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Old 09-01-09 | 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Suprmallet
I'd close this thread, but I'd hate to stop you all when you're on a roll.
There's definitely a grain of truth to that.
Old 09-01-09 | 05:30 PM
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Another movie was greenlit last month with a script penned by funnyman actor Matthew Lillard, best known for his Golden globe nominated role as Shaggy in the Scooby Doo Movies.



Uwe Boll has been approached to direct but sources close to him say the venerable director thinks it's beneath him. Test shots have however been pushed into existence by Lillard himself, who says this has been a dream project of his since seeing an internet forum post about bread shrinking in freezers he saw in mid 2008.

The script is a reimagining of the story, set in a distopian future on a frozen planet, where meat foods dominate over every other food groups in the freezer. Lillard's character 'Crusty' emerges as a leader against the uprising, disguised as a slice of Garlic Bread; often considered a savory, and only used with meaty meals such as Pizza and Lasagna. The film does not have an official release date or title.

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Old 09-01-09 | 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by jpoppe
New set pic from the film.

Can't really tell if it is shrunken or not. Gonna have to wait for more pics to be released, I guess.

Spoiler:
This picture confirms that Tofurkey will be making a cameo appearance.
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Tofurkey!
Old 09-01-09 | 09:05 PM
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The early reviews are in and it is already 92% over at Rotten Sourdoughs.
Old 12-22-09 | 09:57 PM
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Re: Does bread shrink when you freeze it?

This thread would be better off bread, but I thought I'd resurrect it one last time, before the new decade rises.

On second thought, maybe I should just be leaven it alone. I mean, no bun intended, but I guess the topic was spoiled many months ago. At yeast this will be the end of the roll, so to speak.

I don't knead to post this, but I feel that it's necessa-rye.
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Old 12-22-09 | 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by SomethingMore
This thread would be better off bread, but I thought I'd resurrect it one last time, before the new decade rises.
It was the yeast you could do.
Old 12-22-09 | 10:11 PM
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Cinnamon Bun.

(I got nothing left...)
Old 12-22-09 | 10:36 PM
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The bread, er, thread that won't die.
Old 12-22-09 | 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by fmian
Considering her current temperature, I think Brittany Murphy would be a natural for this film.
Old 12-22-09 | 11:38 PM
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Re: Does bread shrink when you freeze it?

I was beginning to Wonder if this thread would come back.
Old 12-23-09 | 06:11 AM
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I was beginning to Wonder if this thread would come back.
I, for one, was not simply going to loaf around and let a promising thread die.
Old 12-23-09 | 07:27 AM
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Considering her current temperature, I think Brittany Murphy would be a natural for this film.
Ouch. You've certainly got a rye sense of humor.
Old 12-23-09 | 08:58 AM
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Re: Does bread shrink when you freeze it?

I haven't seen any news on this film. Will it eventually see the light of day, or is it a naan-starter?
Old 12-23-09 | 11:07 AM
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Old 12-23-09 | 12:08 PM
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Maybe the movie will have a hip-hop score! CHALLA!!!
Old 12-23-09 | 12:44 PM
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Move along, folks. There's muffin to see here...
Old 12-23-09 | 03:23 PM
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This could possibly be the best movie since Yeast of Eden.
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Does anyone know if there are any plans to bring this to Blu-Rye Disc?

And, if so, will there be a baker's commentary?
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Old 03-09-11 | 11:43 PM
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Was this directed by Sam Pumpernickle? I always liked The Sourdough Weekend.
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Old 03-09-11 | 11:44 PM
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Re: Does bread shrink when you freeze it?

Is this another shitty Tucker Max movie?
Old 03-09-11 | 11:51 PM
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I think it's Maddox.
Old 03-10-11 | 12:17 AM
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Re: Does bread shrink when you freeze it?

Originally Posted by Suprmallet
And, if so, will there be a baker's commentary?
I believe that there will be a dozen....

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Old 03-10-11 | 05:04 AM
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Re: Does bread shrink when you freeze it?

It better be heavy on the features. Otherwise it will get pan-ned.
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Nice breadbump.
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Re: Does bread shrink when you freeze it?

you guys are on a ROLL


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