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05-19-08, 10:33 PM
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I was led to believe this movie is about a gigantic woman who resides in New York City and kills people then relaxes in Central Park after her day of destruction. Boy was I pissed after I watched this.
Jesus and Anakin Skywalker are huge sea monsters who destroy ships and lord over a frightened mass of people! I am THERE! Oh, wait....
05-19-08, 10:40 PM
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^Starring Russell Crowe as The Moon
And:
Russell Crowe stars in "OVERCOMPENSATING" on November 14th
( just wanna state I have nothing against Crowe. I worked at a theater when this was out and had to build a HUGE F***n' standee of this movie so it has stuck in my memory.)
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05-19-08, 11:04 PM
#31
Originally Posted by Mrs. Danger
Which, for some reason, made me think of this horrific cover:
It's about a woman who is seduced by a dolphin who takes human form. But apparently she doesn't wait for the dolphin to take human form before she grinds on it.
05-20-08, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Draven
*sigh* I honestly do not understand how this could have been made. But I was actually forced to sit through a trailer for this tonight. It was more horrible than you could possibly imagine.
05-21-08, 12:52 AM
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Not really a movie, but always displayed before a movie begins at the theater, and annoying as f*ck because they're just so poorly written/produced... the FANDANGO commercials. 
05-21-08, 05:43 PM
#34
Originally Posted by Fanboy
The fact that there's a pronunciation guide on the poster itself makes this full of win.
I hate it that we are seeing dumbed down posters that have pronunciation guides on them.
