Movie Quote Contest, a little help needed
There’s a movie quote contest going on at the Springfield, Illinois newspaper:
http://www.sj-r.com/extras/aecontest/ Grand prize is 24 movie tickets that are only good in Kerosotes Theater in Springfield, Illinois, second prize if five DVDs. Feel free to enter yourself, but note that the grand prize is 24 movie tickets that are only good at Kerosotes Theater in Springfield , Illinois . I'm pretty sure I've got #1, was needing a little help with #2 through #50: Edit: Unanswered (or not sure) quotes are bolded, answered ones are normal text, ones that people aren't sure about are bolded with an answer followed by (?). 1. "You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?" Major League 2. "Well, sir, there is nothing I’d like more than to restore your faith in Judaism." Walk Hard, the Dewey Cox Story 3. "No trick shot. This is magic time. After you see this shot, you’re gonna give up your religious beliefs." Carlito’s Way 4. "I was Joan of Arc in my former life." Coming To America 5. "Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. ’Cause we’re adding a little something to this month’s sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody wanna see second prize? Second prize, a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired. You get the picture? You laughing now?" Glengarry Glen Ross 6. "No, I loved that guy, and the toughest thing to take in here is knowing he thought I killed him." Jennifer 8 7. "He’s not a president. He’s an ordinary person. I can kill an ordinary person. I can kill 100 ordinary people." Dave 8. "Well, sorry, Johnny. Looks like you don’t get to be president." Point Break 9. "Hate to see the chicken that lives in this coop." Enemy of the State 10. "Call me Mr. Lamb Fries." In Bruges 11. "That’s not what the MP said in the pharmacy before spiders came out of his skin." The Mist 12. "Yes, I am the cow, and the cow’s a bit weird." Before Sunrise 13. "Remind me never to go skinny dipping with the bottle-nosed dolphins." Hoot 14. "Come on, Shadow. He lost his dad to the animal, and you didn’t even tell him who he was coming to see? Tell him." Backdraft 15. "Not shrimp, baby. Prawns!" Bait 16. "Oh, jump a little higher, Spud Webb!" The Burbs 17. "The tall one’s gawking at me and the short one’s being very droll." Knocked UP 18. "We murdered the pimp and the fat man. Now it’s time to do one of my things." Who's That Girl? 19. "You want them to get Bono?" Shooter 20. "Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark, we let down the Funky Bunch." Blades of Glory 21. "We’d like to talk to you about that, but first we’d like you to go brush your teeth." Burgler 22. "I’m about as popular as a dose of strychnine." The Lady Vanishes 23. "Out. Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call." Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang 24. "I’ve been awake for three days. Three. Just love those amphetamines. Got to love them. Got to." Zero Effect 25. "You may have noticed that Mr. Fincham has started dressing in my clothes. We must assume that this is part of his recovery." Driving Lessons 26. "You wouldn’t last a day on the ‘Creek.’ " Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 27. "What do you say now, you centrally intelligent scumsicle?" Hudson Hawk 28. "Now, Jonathan and I did split, however, on the newest teenage romp called ‘Frat Slobs.’ Uh, Jonathan, I think, thought it to be a light, frothy souffle sizzling with youthful energy. On the other hand, I thought it was pond scum." Amazon Women on the Moon 29. "You always wanna invest in things people can’t do without. Water and cemeteries, pretty safe bets." Mr. Brooks 30. "Note to the galley. Romulan ale no longer to be served at diplomatic functions." Star Trek VI 31. "Donger’s here for five hours and he’s got somebody. I live here my whole life and I’m like a disease." Sixteen Candles 32. "Cancer? Oh my God! I am gonna go bald and have to eat macrobiotic food!" Murial's Wedding 33. "You’re not just any piece of meat, baby. You’re prime rib." Waiting 34. "Your kids are starving. Carl’s Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl’s Jr." Idiocracy 35. "There were two sides to that billboard and they both hurt equally." The 40 Year Old Virgin 36. "For you, Brad? I’ve got five." American Beauty 37. "I’ve been saving all month for this. I think I need a root canal. I’m sure I need a long … slow … root canal." Little Shop of Horrors 38. "Baby, you are gonna miss that plane." Before Sunshine 39. "Ground you? You stole an airplane from the Air Force. You had a girl and an open bottle of champagne in the cockpit." Iron Eagle 40. "If I’m wrong, nothing happens. We go to jail peacefully, quietly. We’ll enjoy it. But if I’m right, and we can stop this thing … Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters." Ghostbusters 41. "‘Isms,’ in my opinion, are not good. A person should not believe in an ‘ism.’ He should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, ‘I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.’ " Ferris Bueller’s Day Off 42. "This is no democracy. It is a dictatorship. I am the law." Remember the Titans 43. "You know, it’s amazing how far a gun and a badge’ll take some guys." 48 Hours 44. "Oh, nonsense. A north Montana man doesn’t care about hat hair." Brokeback Mountain 45. "Diane, I’ve loved you since I first saw you, right before you kicked me in the head." Sugar and Spice 46. "I popped my Spanish teacher." Disturbia 47. "He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!" The Jerk 48. "You know, when I used to work in the factory, I used to dream that I was in a musical. ’Cause in a musical, nothing dreadful ever happens." Dancer In The Dark 49. "There are 20 million women on this island and I get to be chained to you." The 39 Steps 50. "I’ll be your Rock if you’ll be my Doris ." Down With Love |
I know it's cheating, but you can find out almost all of the answers just by sticking the quote into Google. :)
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26. "You wouldn’t last a day on the ‘Creek.’ "
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 30. "Note to the galley. Romulan ale no longer to be served at diplomatic functions." Star Trek VI 31. "Donger’s here for five hours and he’s got somebody. I live here my whole life and I’m like a disease." I know this one, but for the life of me I can't come up with it. EDIT: I found it by search. Can't believe I didn't know this one. 36. "For you, Brad? I’ve got five." American Beauty 37. "I’ve been saving all month for this. I think I need a root canal. I’m sure I need a long … slow … root canal." Little Shop of Horrors 38. "Baby, you are gonna miss that plane." I know this one too. Tip of my tongue. 39. "Ground you? You stole an airplane from the Air Force. You had a girl and an open bottle of champagne in the cockpit." 1941, I think 40. "If I’m wrong, nothing happens. We go to jail peacefully, quietly. We’ll enjoy it. But if I’m right, and we can stop this thing … Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters." Ghostbusters 41. "‘Isms,’ in my opinion, are not good. A person should not believe in an ‘ism.’ He should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, ‘I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.’ " Ferris Bueller's Day Off 47. "He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!" The Jerk |
Originally Posted by Brent L
I know it's cheating, but you can find out almost all of the answers just by sticking the quote into Google. :)
49. "There are 20 million women on this island and I get to be chained to you." The 39 Steps |
3. Carlito's Way
4. Coming to America 5. GlenGarry Glen Ross |
11. In Bruges
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34. Idiocracy
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46. Disturbia
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35. "There were two sides to that billboard and they both hurt equally."
The 40 Year-Old Virgin |
7. "He’s not a president. He’s an ordinary person. I can kill an ordinary person. I can kill 100 ordinary people."
Dave 23. "Out. Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call." Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang |
11 is The Mist
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All these according to Google search and memory:
8 is Point Break 15 is Bait 20 is Blades of Glory 27 is Hudson Hawk 31 is Sixteen Candles |
22. The Lady Vanishes
24. Zero Effect 38. Before Sunset |
33. Waiting...
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Originally Posted by The_Infidel
39. "Ground you? You stole an airplane from the Air Force. You had a girl and an open bottle of champagne in the cockpit."
1941, I think |
44. "Oh, nonsense. A north Montana man doesn’t care about hat hair."
Brokeback Mountain? ;) 32. "Cancer? Oh my God! I am gonna go bald and have to eat macrobiotic food!" Muriel's Wedding |
14 is Backdraft
17 is Knocked Up |
20 is from Blades of Glory if im not mistaken
and 16 should be The 'Burbs 19 is Shooter Edit: DARN YOU FINKPISH! |
50 is Down with Love
48 is Dancer in the Dark 45 is Sugar and Spice 42 is Remember the Titans 29 is Mr Brooks 18 is Who's that Girl |
10 is Funny Farm.
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16. The Burbs.
Talk about a random quote.. |
Originally Posted by JustinS
I am fairly certain this is from Project X.
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21. "We’d like to talk to you about that, but first we’d like you to go brush your teeth." |
Oops, just read through them again, and realized I know another one:
28. "Now, Jonathan and I did split, however, on the newest teenage romp called ‘Frat Slobs.’ Uh, Jonathan, I think, thought it to be a light, frothy souffle sizzling with youthful energy. On the other hand, I thought it was pond scum." |
14 is Backdraft : Donald Sutherland
Oops...see it was already called. |
Originally Posted by RobCA
Oops, just read through them again, and realized I know another one:
Amazon Women on the Moon "What do you know? You're an albino!" |
Since no one has confirmed it - yes, #1 is Major League. Specifically Eddie Harris (Chelcie Ross) talking to Pedro Cerrano (Denis Haysbert) about Pedro appealing to voodoo god Jobu for help hitting a curve ball.
Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come. Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff. Roger Dorn: Shit, Harris. Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball. Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball? |
17. Knocked Up
33. Waiting (I'm pretty sure) |
Can't believe you have resorted to completely CHEAT in this whole contest...god, you must have no soul. What happened to playing fair. You are such a loser... hope you can consciously sleep at night, but then again, if your resorting to cheating, you probably do sleep pretty good.
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Chill dude. He just posted it so we could have some fun.
The winner of the contest is probably already decided anyway considering you could find all the quotes in about 5 minutes using google or imdb. |
Originally Posted by GoldenJCJ
Chill dude. He just posted it so we could have some fun.
The winner of the contest is probably already decided since you could find all the quotes in about 5 minutes using google. |
Originally Posted by spectre
Can't believe you have resorted to completely CHEAT in this whole contest...god, you must have no soul. What happened to playing fair. You are such a loser... hope you can consciously sleep at night, but then again, if your resorting to cheating, you probably do sleep pretty good.
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2. "Well, sir, there is nothing I’d like more than to restore your faith in Judaism."
This one sounds so familiar to me but I just can't seem to come up with the name of the movie. Now it's driving me crazy. Anyone? |
Someone on Yahoo Answers claims it is from The Brothers Solomon.
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I recently rented The Brothers Solomon. No, the quote sounds familiar, but its not from there.
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Originally Posted by sunshine22
2. "Well, sir, there is nothing I’d like more than to restore your faith in Judaism."
This one sounds so familiar to me but I just can't seem to come up with the name of the movie. Now it's driving me crazy. Anyone? |
9. "Hate to see the chicken that lives in this coop."
-Enemy of the State |
12. "Yes, I am the cow, and the cow’s a bit weird."
Pretty sure this is Before Sunrise |
i'll confirm 33 as Waiting...
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6. "No, I loved that guy, and the toughest thing to take in here is knowing he thought I killed him." Jennifer 8
43. "You know, it’s amazing how far a gun and a badge’ll take some guys." 48 Hours |
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