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Michael Corvin 07-11-05 09:28 AM

Wow. 50 posts and not a singe shot of this beauty.

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jes...a_2/gm_l12.jpg

I agree, she needs some acting classes, but her poor acting isn't going to keep me from seeing something that she is in. Damn she is easy on the eyes.


Oh, BTW:

Tara Reid - :yack:
Paris Hilton - :yack:
Shannon Elizabeth - :hump:

LorenzoL 07-11-05 10:14 AM


Originally Posted by Perkinsun Dzees
Which only confirms that I have more credibility than most of you guys when it comes to recognizing feminine beauty.

:lol: Sure, if your definition of female beauty are bleached blondes skanks like Hilton and Reid, then yes, you're the man.

Giantrobo 07-11-05 10:21 AM


Originally Posted by Michael Corvin
Wow. 50 posts and not a singe shot of this beauty.

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jes...a_2/gm_l12.jpg

The thing about her is she doesn't have that typical fake Hollywod look. She still looks like the "hot chica next door". :drool:

slop101 07-11-05 10:31 AM

I'm not a fan of her's at all - no talent, and she practically ruins every movie she's in. Of course, I don't think she's ugly or anything, but I don't think she's that attractive either. Just above average looking - that's all. There are thousands of girls in Hollywood that are much prettier and much, much more talented. I don't understand how Alba keeps getting a break. But I've heard that she's super nice.

That said, here's a nice picture of her:

http://ffmedia.ign.com/ff/image/arti...9051634461.jpg

Giantrobo 07-11-05 10:46 AM


Originally Posted by slop101
I'm not a fan of her's at all - no talent, and she practically ruins every movie she's in. Of course, I don't think she's ugly or anything, but I don't think she's that attractive either. Just above average looking - that's all. There are thousands of girls in Hollywood that are much prettier and much, much more talented. I don't understand how Alba keeps getting a break. But I've heard that she's super nice.

hmmmmm, to each their own. But I disagree with you as far as there being "thousands of girls in hollywood that are much prettier...". There aren't that many Latina actresses out there. Also, being "just above average" in terms of her looks is what makes her hot. As I pointed out, she looks like "the girl next door" and not like a "<i>common</i> domesticated Blonde Blue eyed starlet" who had tons of plastic surgery.

As far as how Alba keeps getting breaks, I would think she does it in much the same way that horseface Julia Roberts get hers. :lol:

chente 07-11-05 04:22 PM

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jes...a_2/gm_l12.jpg

Oh, mama.

Dr. DVD 07-11-05 04:28 PM


Originally Posted by chente



I doubt your mama looked like that...or you would have a lot more brothers and sisters.;)

lucasorion 07-11-05 10:17 PM

As long as we are accessorizing this thread:
http://img81.echo.cx/img81/3139/jessicaalba13.th.jpghttp://img311.echo.cx/img311/1456/je...ba153ev.th.jpghttp://img311.echo.cx/img311/7121/je...ba270pi.th.jpg
http://img311.echo.cx/img311/1553/je...ba308wb.th.jpghttp://img311.echo.cx/img311/8115/je...ba533jf.th.jpghttp://img311.echo.cx/img311/4619/je...ba338ee.th.jpghttp://img338.echo.cx/img338/592/jes...ba321fe.th.jpg

mifuneral 07-11-05 10:23 PM

Jessica Alba with blond hair = super hot

Jessica Alba with blond hair and glasses = thermonuclear

That's my review of Fantastic Four. ;)

lucasorion 07-11-05 10:30 PM

Acting, I don't know anything about acting, I don't care.
Acting means nothing to me, it's just a word. But if watching bad acting earns me the right to enjoy a complete hottie like Jessica Alba, then... that's my mission.

Sunday Morning 07-11-05 10:34 PM

I think she sucks. A lot.

mifuneral 07-11-05 10:42 PM


Originally Posted by Sunday Morning
I think she sucks. A lot.

I'll be thinking about that all night. :p

PopcornTreeCt 07-12-05 12:29 AM


Originally Posted by RocShemp
I dunno if being untalented and unattractive makes someone a whore but I think you got two out of three right.

Well, I think the part about her being whore explains how she keeps landing roles opposite A-list stars.

Original Desmond 07-13-05 07:05 PM

Smokin

Bikeyy 07-16-05 05:10 AM

After i saw her in F4...i'm going nuts over her...
she's on my PC, mobile, wall...
I'm gonna watch Honey and Dark angel becuz of her..
My goodness, she's so damn hot...
and the only lucky guy who gets to be with her is cash Warren :sob:

Slayer2005 07-16-05 06:44 AM


Originally Posted by Bikeyy
After i saw her in F4...i'm going nuts over her...
she's on my PC, mobile, wall...
I'm gonna watch Honey and Dark angel becuz of her..
My goodness, she's so damn hot...
and the only lucky guy who gets to be with her is cash Warren :sob:


Some people are so late to the party. lol. I was going on about hot she was and saying she was going to be big when she was in Idle Hands. When Dark Angel came out it only rekindled my interest in her. I kept raving about how smokin hot she was and she was going to be big, but she was still mostly unknown at the time. It's about time the rest of the world is finally catching on. lol.

I miss Dark Angel. It was great to be able to see her once a week. It was just an added bonus that I actually enjoyed the show itself.

maingon 07-16-05 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by Slayer2005
Some people are so late to the party. lol. I was going on about hot she was and saying she was going to be big when she was in Idle Hands. When Dark Angel came out it only rekindled my interest in her. I kept raving about how smokin hot she was and she was going to be big, but she was still mostly unknown at the time. It's about time the rest of the world is finally catching on. lol.

I miss Dark Angel. It was great to be able to see her once a week. It was just an added bonus that I actually enjoyed the show itself.

same here loved Her since Idle Hands, and also loved Dark Angel not just for her but the show too

Kal-El 07-17-05 01:45 AM

This thread is seriously lacking in pics:

For the Idle Hands fans:
http://home.comcast.net/~arjedi/Imag...dleHands01.jpg

And my current fav pic of her:
http://home.comcast.net/~arjedi/Imag...ourSweden4.jpg

And a bonus shot for everybody:
http://home.comcast.net/~arjedi/Imag...cFourAnim1.gif

jiggawhat 07-17-05 03:28 AM

This thread might have to move to the Adult section after this post.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/ja31.jpg
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/ja36.jpg
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archiv...alba0136yp.jpg
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archiv...alba0164gg.jpg

TomOpus 07-17-05 09:00 AM


Originally Posted by jiggawhat
This thread might have to move to the Adult section after this post.

Those have been posted in Mature back when they first hit the 'net. No need to cause this thread to get moved.

Bikeyy 07-18-05 05:00 AM

great pics..
now i gotta catch idle hands as well

RocShemp 07-18-05 11:17 AM

Great pics (from everyone). :drool:

sundog 07-18-05 11:47 AM

Her face ruins everything. She's quite pretty, but I just cannot stand that visage.

Her dreadful performance in Sin City certainly did not raise my appreciation of her acting abilities. So she just has her body to go on, which is quite fine, but hot bodies are a dime a dozen in television and movies.

Michael Corvin 07-18-05 01:11 PM


Originally Posted by sundog
Her face ruins everything. She's quite pretty, but I just cannot stand that visage.

-screwy-

The Infidel 07-18-05 01:11 PM


Originally Posted by sundog
Her face ruins everything. She's quite pretty, but I just cannot stand that visage.

Am I the only one confused by this statement? I translate this as "She's ugly. She's pretty. She's ugly." Pick one, dude. ;)

And speaking of her body, someone should repost the pics of her in the white bikini...you know, the ass shots. I found the thread they were in originally, but they're nothing but red x's now.

EDIT: Never mind. Found 'em elsewhere:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...idel/20up1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...fidel/15fk.jpg


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