Alone in the dark
08-11-04 | 09:14 PM
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Alone in the dark
Oh man oh man.
http://www.boll-kg.de/neues/aitd_trailer_large.htm
This doesn't even look like it could work as a popcorn flick. Please get all the AVP hatred and vent it out on this instead.
http://www.boll-kg.de/neues/aitd_trailer_large.htm
This doesn't even look like it could work as a popcorn flick. Please get all the AVP hatred and vent it out on this instead.
08-11-04 | 09:35 PM
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Oh God this looks like it's going to suck.
What? Is Boll gonna keep producing these video-game-shitfests until he has a winner?
Good Lord.
What? Is Boll gonna keep producing these video-game-shitfests until he has a winner?
Good Lord.
08-11-04 | 09:37 PM
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Looks like it will have plenty of the slo-motion effects you guys loved so much from HOTD.
08-11-04 | 09:51 PM
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looks like poop.
someone stop Uwe Boll from making movies.
slo-motion gun scenes with a blazing soundtrack of nu-metal playing. hmm ok.
someone stop Uwe Boll from making movies.
slo-motion gun scenes with a blazing soundtrack of nu-metal playing. hmm ok.
08-11-04 | 10:34 PM
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Yeah Boll make Anderson seem like David Lean.
This looks awful. But here's hoping it's as bad as House of the Dead...cause that movie is so amazingly stupid it's funny to watch. Lots of people can make bad movies, but it takes a special skill to be as bad as Uwe Boll.
And to think his next movie after this is a 47 million dollar movie with ben Kingsley! Geesh! Do his financiers actually watch his movies?
This looks awful. But here's hoping it's as bad as House of the Dead...cause that movie is so amazingly stupid it's funny to watch. Lots of people can make bad movies, but it takes a special skill to be as bad as Uwe Boll.
And to think his next movie after this is a 47 million dollar movie with ben Kingsley! Geesh! Do his financiers actually watch his movies?
08-12-04 | 12:53 AM
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Originally posted by jaeufraser
And to think his next movie after this is a 47 million dollar movie with ben Kingsley! Geesh! Do his financiers actually watch his movies?
And to think his next movie after this is a 47 million dollar movie with ben Kingsley! Geesh! Do his financiers actually watch his movies?
08-12-04 | 02:35 AM
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Oh my
Could this be even worse then House of the Dead? It sure looks like it. Not one single thing looked interesting. Complete crap. AVP is looking much better now.....hardly.
Could this be even worse then House of the Dead? It sure looks like it. Not one single thing looked interesting. Complete crap. AVP is looking much better now.....hardly.
08-12-04 | 04:37 AM
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Originally posted by necros
See that's the problem with movies these days.. it all relies on opening weekend and if it makes a certain amount of money, it's a success no matter how bad it is, unless it's Catwoman. Because most people don't find out how bad a movie was till the get to work on monday, and by that time it's already made enough money to at least give it a straight to Cinemax sequel.
See that's the problem with movies these days.. it all relies on opening weekend and if it makes a certain amount of money, it's a success no matter how bad it is, unless it's Catwoman. Because most people don't find out how bad a movie was till the get to work on monday, and by that time it's already made enough money to at least give it a straight to Cinemax sequel.
I love how they spend five minutes on shooting crates in the dark without any damage being done to them. oh man, simply awful.
08-12-04 | 06:06 AM
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I hope for their sake it's a work in progress. It looks horrible. Kinda reminded me of a Resident Evil wanna be. Either way it looks pretty bad in it's current state.
08-12-04 | 10:28 AM
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Maybe you Negative Nates didn't notice, but the movie has Christian Slater AND Tara Reid. Together in the SAME MOVIE! Put that in your collective pipes and smoke it.
08-12-04 | 11:20 AM
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Dude.... I don't even know what to say. Dr. Boll needs to bow out fairly gracefully before he completely slaughters his name throughout the world, not just on the web. First Outhouse of the Dead, then Alone in the Dark and finally Bloodrayne. When will he learn? 
08-12-04 | 03:17 PM
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This movie is a joke right? It's not really being released and it's just a funny gag right? Right???
08-12-04 | 03:55 PM
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1) The movie looks pretty good.
2) It didn't seem that they were alone or in the dark.
3) There has to be a lot of work left to clean up the movie, the FX looked shoddy.
4) The acting was... uh... bad.
5) I couldn't discern any plot.
6) Tara Reid was wearing too much clothing.
One of those points above is a joke, fyi. Can you tell which one?
2) It didn't seem that they were alone or in the dark.
3) There has to be a lot of work left to clean up the movie, the FX looked shoddy.
4) The acting was... uh... bad.
5) I couldn't discern any plot.
6) Tara Reid was wearing too much clothing.
One of those points above is a joke, fyi. Can you tell which one?