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Old 07-27-04, 02:34 PM
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You asked for it...Caption this: Superman

Baby, they don't call me "The Man of Steel" because of my icy stare.
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Old 07-27-04, 02:40 PM
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"Um...er, uh....It usually doesn't do this! There's probably some kryptonite laying around here somewhere...Yeah, that's it..."
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Old 07-27-04, 03:25 PM
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"Feel the Man of Steel's Steel Baby.... Feel it."
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Old 07-27-04, 03:30 PM
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It is likely that my penis will get very hard soon.










(this was supposed to be a joke, btw)
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"Ooh I didn't know it can grow that big"
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Old 07-27-04, 03:39 PM
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"Sigh, they were right. You are faster than a speeding bullet."
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Old 07-27-04, 03:40 PM
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"Jesus, grant Metropolis an increase of faith, hope, and charity, a contrite and humble heart. May the Sacred Heart of Jesus bless this city and be loved everywhere. In your name we pray. Amen."
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Old 07-27-04, 03:45 PM
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"I know it doesn't seem that impressive, but you wouldn't believe how hard it gets."
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Old 07-27-04, 03:57 PM
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yes, these tighty whities don't leave much to the imagination.. I know.
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Britney?
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Old 07-27-04, 04:18 PM
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Up Up and away.......up up and away?
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Old 07-27-04, 04:38 PM
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"Its not very thick, but it sure is short"
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Uh....my breasts are up here....
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Old 07-27-04, 07:12 PM
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'I'm sorry after you told me your a post op transsexual whose real name is Louis Lane I turned into super boy"
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Old 07-27-04, 07:31 PM
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Look . . no hands.
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"Super who? You must have me confused with someone else...I am Sex Man." "And yes I AM happy to see you!"
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Old 07-27-04, 08:53 PM
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Originally posted by Seantn
"Um...er, uh....It usually doesn't do this! There's probably some kryptonite laying around here somewhere...Yeah, that's it..."

Best one so far! lol
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Old 07-27-04, 08:59 PM
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"Dang it, If I had only listened to Batman and worn the cod peice this wouldn't be so emabarrsing!"
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Subtitle:

"When Lex Luther had his shrink ray set to gigantor on acccident, Superman and Lois grew as tall as the buildings, taller than the trees...and Luther crapped his pants, as his plans failed horribly."
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I'm sorry but i'm dropping you for Reed Richards he can do such amazing things with his
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This goes after "able to leap tall buildings in a single bound".
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Old 07-27-04, 10:07 PM
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"Superman, is THAT what I think it is? "Yeah, I went pee."
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Old 07-27-04, 11:11 PM
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"Hey, that's my condom. I'm serious baby, ain't nothing can fit my STEEL!"
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Old 07-27-04, 11:27 PM
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dog doo? yeah - it's dog doo.

Well, I guess that's not a job for Superman.
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"*sigh* This never happened when I was with Batman."
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