You asked for it...Caption this: Superman
 

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Baby, they don't call me "The Man of Steel" because of my icy stare.

"Um...er, uh....It usually doesn't do this! There's probably some kryptonite laying around here somewhere...Yeah, that's it..."

"Feel the Man of Steel's Steel Baby.... Feel it."

It is likely that my penis will get very hard soon.










(this was supposed to be a joke, btw)

"Ooh I didn't know it can grow that big"

"Sigh, they were right. You are faster than a speeding bullet."

"Jesus, grant Metropolis an increase of faith, hope, and charity, a contrite and humble heart. May the Sacred Heart of Jesus bless this city and be loved everywhere. In your name we pray. Amen."

"I know it doesn't seem that impressive, but you wouldn't believe how hard it gets."

yes, these tighty whities don't leave much to the imagination.. I know.

Britney?

Up Up and away.......up up and away?

"Its not very thick, but it sure is short"

Uh....my breasts are up here....

'I'm sorry after you told me your a post op transsexual whose real name is Louis Lane I turned into super boy"

Look . . no hands.

"Super who? You must have me confused with someone else...I am Sex Man." "And yes I AM happy to see you!"

Best one so far! lol

"Dang it, If I had only listened to Batman and worn the cod peice this wouldn't be so emabarrsing!"

Subtitle:

"When Lex Luther had his shrink ray set to gigantor on acccident, Superman and Lois grew as tall as the buildings, taller than the trees...and Luther crapped his pants, as his plans failed horribly."

I'm sorry but i'm dropping you for Reed Richards he can do such amazing things with his

This goes after "able to leap tall buildings in a single bound".

"Superman, is THAT what I think it is? "Yeah, I went pee." :(

"Hey, that's my condom. I'm serious baby, ain't nothing can fit my STEEL!"

dog doo? yeah - it's dog doo.

Well, I guess that's not a job for Superman.

"*sigh* This never happened when I was with Batman."