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Finally! JUSTICE!!!

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"I rescued your kitten from the tree with my heat rays, ma'am. He's a little charred around the edges, but as you can see, he still gets around very well...and, now he's peeing on my boot."

"It's there, honest, you just gotta use your supervision...what's that, you don't have supervision?"


"Yeah, I couldn't stop staring the first time I saw it either."


"Oh that...that's his own little cape."


"Are those Bugle Boy tights you're wearing?"

A few off the top of my head..
Timmio

"No, Supes, I think you look better WITH the leggings. There's something creepy about a guy wearing red boots and red underwear with bare legs"

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"Lana, watch as I lift this 300 lb. dead Samoan using only Mr. Winky."

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"What? That mark? Oh, that was when I was leaping tall buildings in a single bound...naked"

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"Like my new bikini wax?"

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"Supes, I know you farted. I saw your cape move."
"Ok, yeah, you got me."

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"Yeah, I have to pull my belt up so my outie won't show through the spandex"

rotfl

[Superman mutters to self] "Damn, first underwear THEN pants...stupid, stupid, stupid!"

or


"So, how do you like the S. I colored it myself?"

Lois-"
Why is it crooked?"

Superman" I was riding a horse and it fell off and landed head first"

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"Meet Super Boy!"

"I guess Viagra doesn't work on 'Men of Steel'"

"I don't even need a magnifying glass to burn those ants"

Superman- "G-string, your underwear is a g-string"
Lois- "Do you like g-strings?"
Superman- "I like g-strings very much, Lois"

I know they say it happens to every guy at least once, but Great Caesar's Ghost, I'm Superman!!!

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"It's not easy.....

to be.....

me."

OR

"Oh, Superman...you always keep me at such distance."
"Based on all the previous posts, I'll take that as a compliment."

What do you mean I'm showing? Of Course I'm showing. When you're the man of steel it's gonna show Lois!!

Her: Is that really as big as it gets ? oh, I am sorry.

Him: haven't you ever heard of Shrinkage ? I just came out of the ocean! it's shrinkage I tell you!

She: S... L... What is "SL" supposed to mean?
He: Actually, in the right conditions, Ma'am, the whole thing reads "SUPERMAN THE MAN OF STEEL".

TADA!!!

"I'm sorry, it's just... I'm gay. I can't believe the tights weren't a giveaway."

Is that one of Jor-El's memory cells in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Girl- "So can you guess the coloes of my socks or not?"

Supes-"There must be lead in your shoes"

Girl- "X-Ray Vision my ass!"

Supes- "I can do more than that!"