Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in Star Wars Episode III?
I have been hearing rumors that Jennifer Love Hewitt will in fact have a very small role in the third(and final) prequel to the Star Wars films. This was mentioned on 102.7 KISSFM when Valentine said she would be shooting her scence in late June. WOW...Miss Hewitt and MIss Portman......my ultimate male fantasies have become a reality.....Maybe we can rate it R and have them have a lesbian scene.
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Originally posted by Matt Millheiser
I completely overuse this phrase, but...
Jennifer Love Hewitt looks like something you might extract from an elephant's colon with a plunger.
I completely overuse this phrase, but...
Jennifer Love Hewitt looks like something you might extract from an elephant's colon with a plunger.
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Originally posted by Matt Millheiser
I completely overuse this phrase, but...
Jennifer Love Hewitt looks like something you might extract from an elephant's colon with a plunger.
I completely overuse this phrase, but...
Jennifer Love Hewitt looks like something you might extract from an elephant's colon with a plunger.
You sir, are crazy! She might be a bad actress but she certainly isn't ugly.
Just for comparison's sake, who do you find attractive????
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Originally posted by Matt Millheiser
I completely overuse this phrase, but...
Jennifer Love Hewitt looks like something you might extract from an elephant's colon with a plunger.
I completely overuse this phrase, but...
Jennifer Love Hewitt looks like something you might extract from an elephant's colon with a plunger.
If you had all the power of the darkside at your beckon, wouldn't something involving JLH and Natalie Portman be on your to-do list?
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I don't know about Jeniffer Love Hewitt, but I saw on Acess Hollywood the other night that Bai Ling (The Crow, Red Corner) was offered a role by Lucas himself. She said this as she was being interviewed at the premiere for Hulk. She said she doesn't know which character she will be playing but she will be taking the role.
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Originally posted by FuzzyBallz
You won't be saying that if you're the lead male in a threesome w/ JLH and Portman.
You won't be saying that if you're the lead male in a threesome w/ JLH and Portman.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt would only be a good choice too star in Star Wars Episode 3 if George Lucus some how found a why to use Jennifers breasts to fight the dark side of the force, otherwise her acting ability sucks.
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Honestly guys...
You want sexy/beautiful women? Maggie Cheung. Salma Hayek. Sofia Vergara. Kelly Hu. Angela Bassett. Jessica Alba. Denise Richards. Zhang Ziyi. Julianne Moore. Catherina Zeta-Jones. Halle Berry. Jennifer Garner. The "Red" Fanta Girl. The list goes on...
JLH always seems to look like a plain, skinny, nasty, curveless bullet-head with no chin, beady eyes, and a face that wouldn't look out of place on the kid playing banjo on the porch in Deliverance.
But if you're into that sort of thing... vaya con pollo, amigos.
You want sexy/beautiful women? Maggie Cheung. Salma Hayek. Sofia Vergara. Kelly Hu. Angela Bassett. Jessica Alba. Denise Richards. Zhang Ziyi. Julianne Moore. Catherina Zeta-Jones. Halle Berry. Jennifer Garner. The "Red" Fanta Girl. The list goes on...
JLH always seems to look like a plain, skinny, nasty, curveless bullet-head with no chin, beady eyes, and a face that wouldn't look out of place on the kid playing banjo on the porch in Deliverance.
But if you're into that sort of thing... vaya con pollo, amigos.
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Originally posted by jonpeters
I doubt Lucas would piss off already pissed off fans.
I doubt Lucas would piss off already pissed off fans.
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Originally posted by Matt Millheiser
curveless
curveless
We were talking about the actress WITH the curves:
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Originally posted by Matt Millheiser
curveless
curveless
We were talking about the actress WITH the curves:
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I hope this is false. GL tried putting N Sync in AOTC and caught so much backlash he had to take them out of it, despite them only having a role as extras. This looks like a less dire but similar situation.
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[threadcrap]Was there anything so sacred about these prequel kid movies anyway that JLH could cast a dark cloud over the series? Everyone acts like pieces of driftwood, the CG looks like ass, and need I mention Jar Jar? Mesa no care if'n they putta da JLH inna da mooveee - itta gonna suck no matta what.[/threadcrap]
Anyway - I honestly don't care if she's in the flick or not. Her acting isn't any worse than any of the other people that have been in the films so far. I'm not really happy with the way the first two have gone, and I don't have really high hopes for the third. I'll see it of course, just to see how he ties the prequels into the original trilogy. Having nsync in the 2nd one wouldn't have been a big deal anyway - it wouldn't have made the yoda light saber scene less cool or anything.
Anyway - I honestly don't care if she's in the flick or not. Her acting isn't any worse than any of the other people that have been in the films so far. I'm not really happy with the way the first two have gone, and I don't have really high hopes for the third. I'll see it of course, just to see how he ties the prequels into the original trilogy. Having nsync in the 2nd one wouldn't have been a big deal anyway - it wouldn't have made the yoda light saber scene less cool or anything.
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Matt Millheiser
[B]JLH always seems to look like a plain, skinny, nasty, curveless bullet-head with no chin, beady eyes, and a face that wouldn't look out of place on the kid playing banjo on the porch in Deliverance.[QUOTE]
Can you post a pic of yourself?
[B]JLH always seems to look like a plain, skinny, nasty, curveless bullet-head with no chin, beady eyes, and a face that wouldn't look out of place on the kid playing banjo on the porch in Deliverance.[QUOTE]
Can you post a pic of yourself?
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Originally posted by Trigger
Having nsync in the 2nd one wouldn't have been a big deal anyway - it wouldn't have made the yoda light saber scene less cool or anything.
Having nsync in the 2nd one wouldn't have been a big deal anyway - it wouldn't have made the yoda light saber scene less cool or anything.
One of Lucas' strengths with the latest SW movies is that he's picked actors that are known in the public eye but can hide their identity in their part (Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman) or someone unknown (Hayden Christensen) that isn't known to the public and if they can't act well, at least the public has no clue or doesn't care too much. (now, I understand that Lucas can't write the best dialogue, but that's the scriptwriters, not the actors).
To stick in a well-known name and someone who can't overcome her public image with her acting seems like a publicity stunt. Unless they hid her under plenty of makeup as an alien...
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