From Justin To Kelly - Reviews are in
 

The first review is in, and it's surprisingly good :

Justin and Kelly improve on Frankie and Annette

Annette and Frankie they aren't. And that's a good thing.

"From Justin to Kelly," the post "American Idol" concoction starring Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini, is 40 years removed from the similarly contrived "Beach Party" films with former Mouseketeer Annette Funicello and teen heartthrob Frankie Avalon.

It's also about 40 times better, which isn't a glowing recommendation. Re-watching "Beach Party" turns out to be worse than a third-degree sunburn, particulary when Annette sings "Treat Him Nicely" while gazing at her mirror image. The film also is rife with icky grownups. Didn't Robert Cummings, Dorothy Malone, Morey Amsterdam and Harvey Lembeck have any other options?

"From Justin to Kelly" -boys meet girls on spring break in Miami- works 12 listenable tunes into its connect-the-dots plot. Adults aren't a factor, leaving ample time for Clarkson and Guarini to earn a few credits toward their junior thespian degrees under the capable direction of Robert Iscove ("She's All That" and ABC's Emmy-nominated remake of "Cinderella").

Clarkson, pride of Burleson, Texas, is first seen singing in a dive Texas bar. Her level-headed character, Kelly Taylor, quickly joins best pals Alexa (Katherine Bailess) and Kaya (Anika Noni Rose) on a fun 'n' sun trip to the beach. Meanwhile, Justin Bell (Guarini) also is good to go with a "Pennslyvania Posse" that includes con artist Brandon (Greg Siff) and nerdy Eddie (Brian Dietzen).

It's only a matter of time - perhaps ten minutes- before Kelly and Justin lock eyes on the beach. But sexy Alexa's Alexis-style foul play keeps their lips at bay until the film's homestretch. "Anytime you need love, baby, I'm on your side," Justin finally sings to Texas' No. 1 Kelly girl. Backatcha, Curly.

Rated PG and actually tamer than that, the film's frequent musical breaks might leave lots of teenage boys wondering how their girlfriends got them into this instead of "The Hulk." "From Justin to Kelly" is hardly "West Side Story," but it could be considered a cousin twice removed. Gotta sing, gotta dance- most winningly in an energetic opening production number called "The Bounce."

It's all smoothly packaged and presented by 19 Entertainment, the UK based company that brought "American Idol" to these shores.

**1/2 out of ****

Ed Bark at the Dallas Morning News

That reviewer is inherently retarded because he doesn't like the Beach Party movies. Those movies rocked.

They were independent productions and were arguing to a new generation to have fun for fun's sake. From J to K is a corporate shill movie designed to sell products to an increasingly brain dead target demographic.

I sure hope its decent (hey, my pick at a movie to see is either charlies angels 2 or t3.)

Pants : J2K is made to make money but also to entertain the audience. See it and you will see.

Anyway I'm sure Hulk or any other of this summer's big blockbusters aren't made only for money lol :)

Sounds good. I've been looking forward to this one. A musical has been nominated for Best Picture for the last two years, so there's no reason to think that 2003 will be any different.

Groucho : You will always be funny :)

mcbg1- Are you a masochist or something? Why did you start this thread? You're going to get killed

I don't care because I just want people to post the Reviews in here, good or bad , so people can decide for themselves what they think of the movie without being influenced by brainless comments from people who haven't seen the movie * cough * Pants and Groucho for example hehe *cough*

Call me old-fashioned. I like my pinup cutieboy-hunk popstars to be recognizeably one race or another.

As long as they've got a brown hole.

Why so down on me? I said I'm looking forward to it and even hinted that it might be an Oscar contender!

I agree with the second part. :)

I thought both were rather witty.

That's when you stay home and watch a DVD.

I sure hope that wasn't a Justin Guarini anal sex joke! omg! stfu!

Justin Timberlake anal sex jokes, on the other hand, are totally kewl.

leaving the ridiculously snide "J & K are much better than Frankie & Annette" comment aside, this reviewer totally blew ANY credibility he might've had with this ditty --

""From Justin to Kelly" is hardly "West Side Story," but it could be considered a cousin twice removed."

That is inherently wrong on SO MANY levels..

BTW...I ask again, if her characters name is Kelly Taylor...and her "friends call her "Kelly"", what do people who AREN'T her friends call her?

mcbg1

:lol: rotfl :lol:

Kelly Clarkson was on The Daily Show last night and when she was asked if the movie was any good she said it was "good for 8 year olds."

Miss Jackson if they're nasty . . .

I hate to correct you, but what she actually said was was "good for retarded 8 year olds." Which is about the level I'm on, so its all good.

Morey Amsterdam was a genius.

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Kelly Clarkson was on The Daily Show last night and when she was asked if the movie was any good she said it was "good for 8 year olds."

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Uh oh...is the plausable deniablity beginning..? According to mcbg1's past ramblings...er...postings, Kelly took her time with her album to make sure it's what she wanted to release and NOT some prepackaged pop product [say that three times fast..]. So, if this movie tanks, will she come out and say she was contractually obligated to do the movie even though she wasn't comfortable with the script?

I will at least say this about the movie - it's impossible for me to see trailers for it and not think of mcbg1. It's as if "From Justin to Kelly" and mcbg1 now share a symbiotic relationship in my mind.

Her name in the movie is "Kelly Taylor"? As Jenny Garth in Beverly Hills 90210 Kelly Taylor? They couldn't have come up with another last name?

It's an homage. A nod toward today's classics of modern literature.

So what was Harvey Lembeck? Chopped liver?

To be honest this behavior sickens me. I can hardly blame the public for writing this film off without seeing it (God knows I have) but for the principle actor to go on a show and bash her own film because it wouldn't look "cool" for her to try and half-heartedly compliment it, is sickening because it shows how much contempt she has for the audience. If it's such a deridable film then why did you make it Kelly? If even you joke that it's a junk film that only infants will enjoy why didn't you try harder or do something different?

The makers of this film (and films like it) have no respect for the audience. F*** them!!!!

... to poop on.

On the daily show she said that the movie was good and that it was intended for childs, teens and families.

Pants stop trying to styr up trouble, you've been suspended once I believe, don't aim for a second time :)

Harvey Lembeck was no Don Rickles.

http://www.seeing-stars.com/Images/P...eyLembeck1.jpg

He was no Phil Silvers either, but at least he had color.

I Demand Justice for Harvey Lembeck!!

Thanks mod

:lol:

oh shoot...mcbg1 tryin ta modulate up in this here piece...! ;)

this just in -- Justin Guarini's self-titled RCA effort enters at No. 20 (57,000).

reviews..?

I liked Justin Guarini's album but since his single isn't out on radio yet, it didn't sell well.

It might do better next week because he's started the promotion and the single should start playing on radio stations soon.

more music without balls, what has this country come to??? -wink-

Somebody at work burned me a copy of Justin's album. I got to admit that it isn't too bad when compared to the yowls of my cat when she's in heat.

Anyplace I can download those yowls from?

All right I'm calling you out. You're takin' a piss. This is just to unreal to believe. You had me convinced for a while but now I think you're just stringing us along. No one would defend these people and their music against such solid opposition

Pants, think before you go through with this. Once you declare shenanigans, there's no going back.