From Justin To Kelly - Reviews are in
06-19-03, 01:53 PM
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From Justin To Kelly - Reviews are in
The first review is in, and it's surprisingly good :
Justin and Kelly improve on Frankie and Annette
Annette and Frankie they aren't. And that's a good thing.
"From Justin to Kelly," the post "American Idol" concoction starring Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini, is 40 years removed from the similarly contrived "Beach Party" films with former Mouseketeer Annette Funicello and teen heartthrob Frankie Avalon.
It's also about 40 times better, which isn't a glowing recommendation. Re-watching "Beach Party" turns out to be worse than a third-degree sunburn, particulary when Annette sings "Treat Him Nicely" while gazing at her mirror image. The film also is rife with icky grownups. Didn't Robert Cummings, Dorothy Malone, Morey Amsterdam and Harvey Lembeck have any other options?
"From Justin to Kelly" -boys meet girls on spring break in Miami- works 12 listenable tunes into its connect-the-dots plot. Adults aren't a factor, leaving ample time for Clarkson and Guarini to earn a few credits toward their junior thespian degrees under the capable direction of Robert Iscove ("She's All That" and ABC's Emmy-nominated remake of "Cinderella").
Clarkson, pride of Burleson, Texas, is first seen singing in a dive Texas bar. Her level-headed character, Kelly Taylor, quickly joins best pals Alexa (Katherine Bailess) and Kaya (Anika Noni Rose) on a fun 'n' sun trip to the beach. Meanwhile, Justin Bell (Guarini) also is good to go with a "Pennslyvania Posse" that includes con artist Brandon (Greg Siff) and nerdy Eddie (Brian Dietzen).
It's only a matter of time - perhaps ten minutes- before Kelly and Justin lock eyes on the beach. But sexy Alexa's Alexis-style foul play keeps their lips at bay until the film's homestretch. "Anytime you need love, baby, I'm on your side," Justin finally sings to Texas' No. 1 Kelly girl. Backatcha, Curly.
Rated PG and actually tamer than that, the film's frequent musical breaks might leave lots of teenage boys wondering how their girlfriends got them into this instead of "The Hulk." "From Justin to Kelly" is hardly "West Side Story," but it could be considered a cousin twice removed. Gotta sing, gotta dance- most winningly in an energetic opening production number called "The Bounce."
It's all smoothly packaged and presented by 19 Entertainment, the UK based company that brought "American Idol" to these shores.
**1/2 out of ****
Ed Bark at the Dallas Morning News
Justin and Kelly improve on Frankie and Annette
Annette and Frankie they aren't. And that's a good thing.
"From Justin to Kelly," the post "American Idol" concoction starring Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini, is 40 years removed from the similarly contrived "Beach Party" films with former Mouseketeer Annette Funicello and teen heartthrob Frankie Avalon.
It's also about 40 times better, which isn't a glowing recommendation. Re-watching "Beach Party" turns out to be worse than a third-degree sunburn, particulary when Annette sings "Treat Him Nicely" while gazing at her mirror image. The film also is rife with icky grownups. Didn't Robert Cummings, Dorothy Malone, Morey Amsterdam and Harvey Lembeck have any other options?
"From Justin to Kelly" -boys meet girls on spring break in Miami- works 12 listenable tunes into its connect-the-dots plot. Adults aren't a factor, leaving ample time for Clarkson and Guarini to earn a few credits toward their junior thespian degrees under the capable direction of Robert Iscove ("She's All That" and ABC's Emmy-nominated remake of "Cinderella").
Clarkson, pride of Burleson, Texas, is first seen singing in a dive Texas bar. Her level-headed character, Kelly Taylor, quickly joins best pals Alexa (Katherine Bailess) and Kaya (Anika Noni Rose) on a fun 'n' sun trip to the beach. Meanwhile, Justin Bell (Guarini) also is good to go with a "Pennslyvania Posse" that includes con artist Brandon (Greg Siff) and nerdy Eddie (Brian Dietzen).
It's only a matter of time - perhaps ten minutes- before Kelly and Justin lock eyes on the beach. But sexy Alexa's Alexis-style foul play keeps their lips at bay until the film's homestretch. "Anytime you need love, baby, I'm on your side," Justin finally sings to Texas' No. 1 Kelly girl. Backatcha, Curly.
Rated PG and actually tamer than that, the film's frequent musical breaks might leave lots of teenage boys wondering how their girlfriends got them into this instead of "The Hulk." "From Justin to Kelly" is hardly "West Side Story," but it could be considered a cousin twice removed. Gotta sing, gotta dance- most winningly in an energetic opening production number called "The Bounce."
It's all smoothly packaged and presented by 19 Entertainment, the UK based company that brought "American Idol" to these shores.
**1/2 out of ****
Ed Bark at the Dallas Morning News
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That reviewer is inherently retarded because he doesn't like the Beach Party movies. Those movies rocked.
They were independent productions and were arguing to a new generation to have fun for fun's sake. From J to K is a corporate shill movie designed to sell products to an increasingly brain dead target demographic.
They were independent productions and were arguing to a new generation to have fun for fun's sake. From J to K is a corporate shill movie designed to sell products to an increasingly brain dead target demographic.
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Pants : J2K is made to make money but also to entertain the audience. See it and you will see.
Anyway I'm sure Hulk or any other of this summer's big blockbusters aren't made only for money lol
Anyway I'm sure Hulk or any other of this summer's big blockbusters aren't made only for money lol
06-19-03, 02:05 PM
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Sounds good. I've been looking forward to this one. A musical has been nominated for Best Picture for the last two years, so there's no reason to think that 2003 will be any different.
06-19-03, 02:13 PM
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I don't care because I just want people to post the Reviews in here, good or bad , so people can decide for themselves what they think of the movie without being influenced by brainless comments from people who haven't seen the movie * cough * Pants and Groucho for example hehe *cough*
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Originally posted by adamblast
Call me old-fashioned. I like my pinup cutieboy-hunk popstars to be recognizeably one race or another.
Call me old-fashioned. I like my pinup cutieboy-hunk popstars to be recognizeably one race or another.
06-19-03, 02:26 PM
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Originally posted by Pants
That reviewer is inherently retarded because he doesn't like the Beach Party movies. Those movies rocked.
They were independent productions and were arguing to a new generation to have fun for fun's sake. From J to K is a corporate shill movie designed to sell products to an increasingly brain dead target demographic.
That reviewer is inherently retarded because he doesn't like the Beach Party movies. Those movies rocked.
They were independent productions and were arguing to a new generation to have fun for fun's sake. From J to K is a corporate shill movie designed to sell products to an increasingly brain dead target demographic.
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Originally posted by mcbg1
without being influenced by brainless comments from people who haven't seen the movie * cough * Pants and Groucho for example hehe *cough*
without being influenced by brainless comments from people who haven't seen the movie * cough * Pants and Groucho for example hehe *cough*
Originally posted by Rypro 525
I sure hope its decent (hey, my pick at a movie to see is either charlies angels 2 or t3.)
I sure hope its decent (hey, my pick at a movie to see is either charlies angels 2 or t3.)
06-19-03, 02:39 PM
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Originally posted by Pants
As long as they've got a brown hole.
As long as they've got a brown hole.
Justin Timberlake anal sex jokes, on the other hand, are totally kewl.
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leaving the ridiculously snide "J & K are much better than Frankie & Annette" comment aside, this reviewer totally blew ANY credibility he might've had with this ditty --
""From Justin to Kelly" is hardly "West Side Story," but it could be considered a cousin twice removed."
That is inherently wrong on SO MANY levels..
BTW...I ask again, if her characters name is Kelly Taylor...and her "friends call her "Kelly"", what do people who AREN'T her friends call her?
""From Justin to Kelly" is hardly "West Side Story," but it could be considered a cousin twice removed."
That is inherently wrong on SO MANY levels..
BTW...I ask again, if her characters name is Kelly Taylor...and her "friends call her "Kelly"", what do people who AREN'T her friends call her?
06-19-03, 02:49 PM
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Originally posted by Rogue588
BTW...I ask again, if her characters name is Kelly Taylor...and her "friends call her "Kelly"", what do people who AREN'T her friends call her?
BTW...I ask again, if her characters name is Kelly Taylor...and her "friends call her "Kelly"", what do people who AREN'T her friends call her?
06-19-03, 02:52 PM
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Originally posted by Rogue588
BTW...I ask again, if her characters name is Kelly Taylor...and her "friends call her "Kelly"", what do people who AREN'T her friends call her?
BTW...I ask again, if her characters name is Kelly Taylor...and her "friends call her "Kelly"", what do people who AREN'T her friends call her?
06-19-03, 02:53 PM
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Originally posted by pjflyer
Kelly Clarkson was on The Daily Show last night and when she was asked if the movie was any good she said it was "good for 8 year olds."
Kelly Clarkson was on The Daily Show last night and when she was asked if the movie was any good she said it was "good for 8 year olds."
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Morey Amsterdam was a genius.
06-19-03, 02:58 PM
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Originally posted by pjflyer
Kelly Clarkson was on The Daily Show last night and when she was asked if the movie was any good she said it was "good for 8 year olds."
Kelly Clarkson was on The Daily Show last night and when she was asked if the movie was any good she said it was "good for 8 year olds."
06-19-03, 02:59 PM
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I will at least say this about the movie - it's impossible for me to see trailers for it and not think of mcbg1. It's as if "From Justin to Kelly" and mcbg1 now share a symbiotic relationship in my mind.
06-19-03, 03:13 PM
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Her name in the movie is "Kelly Taylor"? As Jenny Garth in Beverly Hills 90210 Kelly Taylor? They couldn't have come up with another last name?
Her name in the movie is "Kelly Taylor"? As Jenny Garth in Beverly Hills 90210 Kelly Taylor? They couldn't have come up with another last name?