The Fast and the Furious
2 Fast, 2 Furious
Driving Miss Daisy

Am I right?

Dude your killing me. It's so damn funny. Yeah right! Anyhow, what kind of work do you do? Married? What vehicles do you own? I looked at your profile and searched your threads but don't see anything related. I'm guessing Mid 30's, over weight, going bald, tries to play basketball (saw you have one), cheap as hell, barely making it in life, can't get a girl (saw the thread where you asked "have any good looking friends". Typical loser sums it up if I were to guess.....

YOu couldn't bemore wrong there .

Actually, damn_skippy is pretty successful. I won't post the personal details of his life, but he doesn't fit the description of what you posted.

No, Varsity Blues, Rush Hour 2, and Clerks which is not open.

Damn, I just got done reading his other nominated thread... and now here's a live one.

Whatever! I'd school you in b-ball, take your girl if you had one (even thought she'd probably be $hit), beat your car from A to B, out lift you in the weight room, then beat your a$$ after all said and done.

Should i let him know or not?

Civic im curious who woke up first and found their present under the tree from Santa you or your brother?

Please no one ban him. How could we ever live with out this comedic value!

naaa, let him think he could do all those things to you.

well iwas trying to put the thread back on topic, but if you're gonna take the bait they're waving in front of you....oh well

Man, this is pure comedy. Unintentionally funny as hell.

as was I, but it doesn't seem that he wants to take the bait. He'd rather tell everyone his qualifications.

just curious what kind of job you have, since you said its probably better than most of ours.

also, how much you bench?

yeah, anyone want to explain what that means to those of us who don't speak rice?

I thought that already happened:

I cannot figure out whats funnier
this;
Or this post, out of *****ing nowhere in the middle of all the chaos

Civic, let me offer you advice, If you want to prove a point that EVERYONE else is an ******* and you are not, PLEASE do not refer to your;
-modified car
-basketball skills
-ability to steal girls and tap that ass
-weight lifting
-and kick ass skills

It just perpetrates the amazing image that you have forged here... seriously, theres not one thing that you say in these threads that in 5 years you wouldnt look back on and say 'what the **** was I thinking' (Im 5 yrs older than you, I know)

THIS IS NOT THE CIVIC ROOM AT AUTOMOTIVEFORUMS.COM! NO ONE CARES ABOUT 1/4 MILE TIMES (except maybe as a hobby, and they, I believe, do not base thier self esteem on it). Screaming about 'TAKING' my Accord 4 banger means NOTHING! NADA, I couldnt care less. Now I understand that amoungst your friends, 1/4 mile times mean EVERYTHING, but 99% of people on earth do not care, it just makes the thread more entertaining by allowing people to continue posting souped up, tricked out bunk beds.

Guys who talk about how much 'a$$' they could get...are obviously not getting enough. Any real man wouldnt talk about it constantly. Please, if your getting laid...THEN GETTING LAID WOULD BE SATISFACTION ENOUGH without having to talk about in on DVD talk.

Weight lifting and ass kicking...your 25 now, with a child...find something that every HS football player doesnt already brag about.

Now, do you realise that people here have posted more embarrasing things here than your top bunk saga? Why arent they tortured constantly? BECAUSE THEY DO NOT RESPOND TO EVERYTHING LIKE A 10 YEAR OLD!

So go put a huge aluminum wing on the back of your civic. Hit the gym, shoot some hoops, and talk shit about you babys mama, just dont say I didnt warn ya.

i was just trying to help him, but looks like he ignored my post. oh well.

i think he left.

I was going to say something similar, like: Go have some bacon and syrup, it'll help you keep things real, aight?

LX98Civic you gangsta son.

A rare but memorable occurrence indeed. Good times.

The thing is, when I read the first two posts, expecting the worst, I thought this thread was going to make it, despite everything being against it. How wrong I was.


And I think Venusian's post was funnier, at least to me.


Good luck in life LXCivic, good luck.

Hey.... we can't ALL be airport security checkpoint employees, can we?

I must admit, that I got amazingly pumped when I read this;

'I think it depends on what kind of car you drive and which bunk you happen to reside on.'
Do you realise that those guys stand around together for hours at a time, can you imagine 5 normal adults having to listen to shit talking about civic mods, banging the shorty working the x-ray machine, lifting, balling, and babies mama complaints for an entire shift? That airport might rival the local post office for work related 'snapping'.