ok.. final plan..
we collect up alot of anal toys and entier delivers them naked to this guys house


hey.. you said you were game for whatever we decided!

rotfl

:lol: OMG. I'm so glad I didn't open this thread up again at work... the laughter would have scared most people off. :lol:

i read this entire thread late last night, and i've never had to try so hard to stifle laughter; my wife was already in bed asleep.

the tale unfolding in this thread reminds me of something Lewis Carroll would write. . . with a little William S. Burroughs thrown in (the typewriter, of course).

sick, just sick...


so how does it end?

i envision the next batch of auctions abruptly ended and a mass email sent to all high bidders, along these lines:

To the high bidder of this Ebay auction,

You are receiving this email because you were the high bidder on an auction our son started, and that auction has been terminated early.

Our son has a condition that is treatable with medication. However, a symptom of his condition is that when he feels normal, he believes he no longer needs to take his medication. Sometimes, it can take several weeks before we notice behavior to indicate that he has gone off his medication.

In this case, we noticed that some items around the house had become misplaced, and that he was taking walks around the neighborhood more frequently (the post office is a couple of blocks from our home). It was only when he asked for a ride to the post office, saying that our old typewriter was too heavy to carry, did we investigate his recent computer usage. We now know where the missing items have gone.

I hope you understand our situation and that ending this auction early does not inconvience you too much. We will take steps to close this ebay account to prevent future auctions from being started without our knowledge.

Thank you for your understanding.

The Parents of Johnny Anal Probe

rotfl Johnny Anal Probe

This story still has a few twists to take....

phraseturner: Well written and after all that has happened I would not be surprised.

The crayons have not yet arrived. I am willing to share my home address (and am working on an idea that will necessitate doing just that) but in terms of sending the product back to Nebraska we should share.
If you guys are agreeable let's follow einTier and twikoff's (just to name 2) suggestion. RandyC and I will send our straws and crayons to einTier to send back as "payment" for the typewriter. Since ChiTownAbs and Bothanspy seem on the same page why don't the 2 of you swap items and send them back. When the crayons arrive I'll ask him for permission to use his pictures or if he has any better ones I can use. Then we fulfill X's question on how the hell do we get him to look and use naughtyjonny's subtle but devious inquiry. I might even get better pictures that way. I'll leave it up to einTier about refusing shipping or not. ;)

To enable anyone here to participate and to not attack any unsuspecting people the addresses we gain from Ebay cannot be shared. Even with each other. And especially not with those auctions we bid on. I consider this place partly mine and have been coming here for over 3 1/2 years (posting for 2). It is still someones business and I always need to remember that fact. Our actions can affect this places reputation. Any people we share it with from auctions are just going to be hurt and there is no reason for that. They will sell product when there is no eartly reason they should sell it. This is our place to make it as we will.

You get a conscience now? :lol:

:p

I speculate that I do. :)

well damn.. with a middle and last name like that.. what did they really expect of him?

Not even that. It's just common sense.

We can have a bit of fun, but the thing we don't want to do is open Geoff up to any liability. If we advocate doing stuff that's even slightly dodgy (such as sharing personal information, sending fake letters from EBay etc.) it has the potential to hurt the board, and in the process hurt us.

I have a theory that may seem a little far fetched but hear me out.

Did you ever wonder how aliens select the individuals that are abducted and scientifically examined?

Could it be possible that they find and brainwash a unique individual earthling with a particular fetish so that he can select and target appropriate specimens for them?

He would need a way to send them some sort of homing device so that the aliens could locate them easily late at night and also
obtain some tools that would be suitable to utilize on earthlings to be able to insert the anal probes.

The selected specimens would ideally be people of various talents
such as someone artistic (crayons), someone with creative literary talents (typewriter), someone athletic (pool) .... well you get the picture.

Insert a homing device in each package and make the deals too good to pass up and he's good to go.

Far fetched? Maybe ..... but maybe not.

You guys may want to sleep on your backs until you get those things out of your houses.

athletic? did you see the size of that pool? :lol:

as far as your theory goes.. yea, i was thinking the same thing.. just didnt want to be the one to come out and say it ;)

So you agree with nazz that this a devious plan to uncover various members of earth culture. To track them using seemingly dissimilar items that contain embedded homing devices. Once the target is acquired, they will be visited by bulgy headed aliens armed with dilators and speculators. After sufficient tunneling the aliens will return to Ohaha, Nebraska and prepare for more coming manouevres. They have discovered that pillaging Okies is beginning to look suspicious and they must make future assaults upon more urban areas.

Are you suggesting that Ebay is actually an alien front, seeking to mask its activities in relative anonymity? rotfl

The high point of this thread is still (Randy's?) crayon expert letter. That's when I just lost it and couldn't stop laughing. Too bad there's no practical way to send it.

So what are we going to do? I still don't have my typewriter. :(

Yeah, what's going on, everything slowed down?

Oh yeah, the "Administrator" wrote the highlight piece. Ooooh.

rotfl

I still don't have the crayons, hopefully they will arrive tomorrow. Allow the weekend for some action and planning.

- if he messes with us we will inundate him with non-insertable items.

:lol:
how bad would it be.. if after all this he ends up ripping you all off anyways
rotfl

He hasn't ripped me off, I haven't paid a dime.

Now that guy that I ordered a power supply from ....

I can't suck up to Randy, I'm still mad at him for making me look foolish by closing this one thread where someone said something... then edited it to say something else, thus making my response look stupid... and then lots of people called me stupid... THEN HE CLOSED the thread! and I had no chance to explain! people thought I was foolish. I still curse Randy to this day... or maybe it was Static Cling...

It was Kenwood

preacher - I think you should return the crayons and ask for your money back.

when he asks for a reason, you should say you bought the crayons specifically because you thought he stuck them up his butt. However, upon closer inpection, you have doubts that they've ever been inserted.

but then he will offer to send you some replacement crayons that have been inserted

do you really think preacher wants those?

have them sent to y2kfalcon instead!

I got the 900 book today. Still in its packaging. Kinda scared to open it.