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RandyC 06-25-03 05:45 PM

Check out this ebay seller
 
Check out this guy's auctions

Note the Old IBM typewriter. Asking $.01 cents. As of this moment, no bids. Note seller pays shipping and will ship internationally :eek:

Per description, seller knows this and is hoping the auction will pay for the shipping.

Check out his coctail (sic) stirrers. Read his descriptions. It's freakin hilarious. Like if one of our users (starts with D, ends with L) went on an ebay selling spree.

In reviewing his past auctions, he has indeed sold stuff for only 1 cent and paid for shipping. One has to ask...

WHY?

Cocktail Straws

Typewriter

Crayons!

Pool

Numanoid 06-25-03 05:59 PM

204 positive feedbacks (100%), though.

I like this line from his Kiddie Pool auction:
"Because of the possibility of a small kid drownding in the little water that it holds, the bidder and buyer agree to hold me harmless and free of any and all product liability."

Deane Johnson 06-25-03 06:03 PM

Looks like they need to change his medication.

RandyC 06-25-03 06:07 PM

Just a side note. The Harlequin Romances has 5 bids but is at 1 cent. That tells you something as a seller. The bidder panicked 4 times after the initial bid and upped the bid (in proxy).

So who knows how high that person is willing to go. Unless someone else bids, they get it for 1 cent. I wonder if one of those is rare or something.

RandyC 06-25-03 06:08 PM


One box of crayons that have not been used very much. Allmost all of them still have a very pointed tip.

X 06-25-03 06:10 PM


This book has been withdrawn from the Omaha Public Library.
Like permanently checked out?

:confused:

RandyC 06-25-03 06:13 PM

He needs lessons in marketing.

"TOO HOT FOR THE OMAHA PUBLIC LIBRARY! The secrets have long been withheld, but now you too can own and operate a 900 number business. Porn is where it's at. Phone porn. You will be making money hand over fist"

X 06-25-03 06:13 PM

He's been a good buyer for most of his feedback. He's new at selling.

Wish I hadn't missed this item: Head Cleaner for 8-track

Preacher 06-25-03 06:36 PM

Classic. Yes, it is just like you know who.

naughty jonny 06-25-03 06:50 PM

My thought was that he's buying and selling feedback. But why he'd ship a typewriter internationally is beyond me though. The cost of that would be more than ANY feedback is worth.

RandyC 06-25-03 06:53 PM


Originally posted by naughty jonny
My thought was that he's buying and selling feedback. But why he'd ship a typewriter internationally is beyond me though. The cost of that would be more than ANY feedback is worth.
My initial thought also, but the items do not make sense. Why bother with the descriptions, pictures, and why things like a kiddie pool and a typewriter. You don't lose money for feedback. And if it was feedback, it would be a lot more little things. And the most common way is to buy them, not sell them.

I wonder if understands how much it would cost to ship that typewriter to Taiwan?

nazz 06-25-03 09:09 PM

The Mind Gymnasium...A New Age Guide To Self Realization.

Maybe he should read that before he sells it for a penny.

DeputyDave 06-25-03 09:16 PM


Originally posted by RandyC
He needs lessons in marketing.

"TOO HOT FOR THE OMAHA PUBLIC LIBRARY! The secrets have long been withheld, but now you too can own and operate a 900 number business. Porn is where it's at. Phone porn. You will be making money hand over fist"

Don't you mean "making money WITH hand OR fist"?

cultshock 06-25-03 09:31 PM

Re: Check out this ebay seller
 

Originally posted by RandyC


Like if one of our users (starts with D, ends with L) went on an ebay selling spree.

:lol:


His descriptions are priceless. :lol:

Randy, are you the high bidder on those crayons? ;)

Numanoid 06-25-03 09:45 PM


Originally posted by Preacher
Classic. Yes, it is just like you know who.
Speaking of you know who, you guys have GOT to check out his entry into the Carrie discussion over in the Movie Forum. The very definition of "Too Much Information".
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=301228

cultshock 06-25-03 09:55 PM


Originally posted by Numanoid
Speaking of you know who, you guys have GOT to check out his entry into the Carrie discussion over in the Movie Forum. The very definition of "Too Much Information".
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=301228

rotfl

Oh thanks man! I don't know how I missed that thread. :lol:

RandyC 06-25-03 10:17 PM

Sorry, I had to take that out. What pisses me off is I deleted most of that this morning and he put it back. I know it's entertaining, but getting that graphic (crave attention much?) in the movie and DVD forums is not okay. Sigh.

Buford T Pusser 06-25-03 11:16 PM

guess I missed the Carrie missive.


those books are up to .15. no telling where they'll end!

Gunshy 06-25-03 11:31 PM

The *real* question is, How the heck did you find this guy's stuff? Searching for a good deal on ol "straws" or "crayons"? :)

-Gunshy

cultshock 06-25-03 11:36 PM


Originally posted by RandyC
Sorry, I had to take that out. What pisses me off is I deleted most of that this morning and he put it back. I know it's entertaining, but getting that graphic (crave attention much?) in the movie and DVD forums is not okay. Sigh.
I totally understand why you had to do that. I was surprised that it was still there when I read it. :lol: Maybe a certain someone should be introduced to the mature forum. :D

RandyC 06-25-03 11:39 PM

:)

Typewriters! My kid was wondering what it would be like to obessively collect typewriters, and if you did, how much would they be. The 1 cent and free international shipping brought this one to her attention. She then checked out the rest of his auctions.

I felt sorry for him, so I bid on the crayons and straws. Easy to ship.

cultshock 06-25-03 11:46 PM


Originally posted by RandyC


I felt sorry for him, so I bid on the crayons and straws. Easy to ship.

OK that answers my question about the crayons. :lol: I have to admit, you have a good heart. :up:

RandyC 06-25-03 11:46 PM

What would be amusing... a bidding war for the crayons.

:)

nazz 06-26-03 02:53 AM


Originally posted by RandyC
What would be amusing... a bidding war for the crayons.

:)

I may have to ask the seller a question first....

Exactly how many still have a very pointy tip?

RandyC 06-26-03 03:00 AM

lol

Okay, someone bid against me. Woohoo.. a bidding war! But I am still leading.

Preacher 06-26-03 05:52 AM

I raise you .05. ;)

dek 06-26-03 07:38 AM

Hey!

Numanoid 06-26-03 09:32 AM


Originally posted by RandyC
Sorry, I had to take that out. What pisses me off is I deleted most of that this morning and he put it back. I know it's entertaining, but getting that graphic (crave attention much?) in the movie and DVD forums is not okay. Sigh.
I had a feeling you might. Like cultshock, I was amazed that it was still there. I literally was doing this :jawdrop: when I read it (yes, literally).

Preacher 06-26-03 09:46 AM


Originally posted by Numanoid
I had a feeling you might. Like cultshock, I was amazed that it was still there. I literally was doing this :jawdrop: when I read it (yes, literally).
Anybody got it saved somewhere so the rest of us can read it?

RandyC 06-26-03 09:48 AM

Yes and no.

Preacher 06-26-03 09:52 AM


Originally posted by RandyC
Yes and no.
Mean what this? Understand no. Also out of lotion.

Preacher 06-26-03 09:57 AM

Do you mean "Yes" you have it saved "and" as for my seeing it "No" I cannot?

suziq999 06-26-03 10:49 AM

You guys should all agree to up the bid to like $20 bucks and all chip in a buck or something. The guy will probably have a heart attack.

Billy Madison 06-26-03 11:11 AM

I just bumped Randy's bid up to .52 .... Watch out now!

:D

RandyC 06-26-03 11:15 AM


Originally posted by Preacher
Do you mean "Yes" you have it saved "and" as for my seeing it "No" I cannot?
Yes.

Changed my mind. I guess it's okay for Other. Just not appropriate for movie forum when you are not expecting it. Shorter version.


P.S. The way to watch Carrie is be high, wasted or stoned, the way we were when we were over at a friends house. There were just as many women, as there were men(all from our local roller skating rink) who watched the movie in deadly silence followed by a hungry laugh match and love making. Speed (crystal Meth) kills or makes your horny as a cat in heat!


The movie had Nancy Allen licking her lips in sexy way with a glossy lipstick while giving John T. a 'head' job, stating she hated Carrie White. I never got violent using drugs just mellow and watching John which I wish was me, gave me a hard woody. This tree was looking for a pecker to use her tongue over her beak or the sounds of pleasure would be not ahhh but Eek.
In a way.... it's surreally beautiful in it's meandering. Kinda evokes a Lynch film. Yes...reading his posts is like Twin Peaks or Mulholand Drive. You are on a ride and you don't know where it's going. You are a little frightened but excited at the same time. Like a bad ride on those small roller coasters put slapped together in a hurry at the local shopping center. How tight are the bolts? I was hit by a bolt of lightning in 1963, the same year that Kennedy was killed by the people in the sewers.

RandyC 06-26-03 11:15 AM

CRAYON WARS!!!

:)

RandyC 06-26-03 11:16 AM

What will be really sad is if the guy thinks "hey, the Crayons werea big hit and two weeks from now we see 20 Crayon auctions. "

:)

crankyman 06-26-03 11:17 AM

i sent him an email on the pool:

will this poo l hold a large fish?

RandyC 06-26-03 11:18 AM

hey wait... how much did I bid on those bad boys?

Dek bid and retracted :)

PixyJunket 06-26-03 11:19 AM


These are the type of straws that are so thin that they are hard to suck thru.


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