I don't know the "popcorn" trick so I couldn't do it.

I think he's suggesting you put a tub of popcorn on your lap and make a little hole in the bottom. She's in for a surprise when she scrapes around for the last kernel!

Someone I know put a vibrator (on low) in a large barrel of pretzel....everyone was in on the joke except one person. They refilled the top half of the barrel with a different kind of pretzel and the unsuspecting person reached down to get the kind they liked.....she jump a mile high.

Oh yeah...good idea...but you may smell like butter for days.

-pedagogue

I would never suggest any such thing. That movie popcorn can really be fattening. Plus Rypro's inexperience at the plate (first base notwithstanding) combined with warm butter could cause premature popping.

Plus Rypro's inexperience at the plate (first base notwithstanding) combined with warm butter could cause premature popping.
rotfl Buford, you never fail to make me laugh my ass off.

but what is getting "popped"?

hold her hand in a bowling alley... yeah, that's romantic. You've got 2 option as far as I see it. Go to a party where there's some alcohol. Get drunk, party, and hope at the end of the night you can get some alone time.... or take her out to some nice resturant, horse and carriage ride, or some other cliche romantic thing afterwords and hope that works.

But in the end, if she wants to give you some lovin, she will. If she doesn't, she won't. If she's not gonna put out, don't try and push it because that will only piss her off. Do what any guy would do: tell her it's alright and you understand then never call her again.

It's about time the truth came out for all to see.

What the hell-I'll put it in the sig for ego's sake.

This is the prom after party. No booze. There are no real nice resturants in this area. (fast food, diners, or the mall, thats your choice) and I don't think there are any horse carrages here. I was thinking, rent a limo, go somewhere for dinner, and then go on from there.

Also prom tix go on sale next week. Its like 35 bucks but I am getting in free due to a fundraiser. Traditionally who pays?

Traditionally the fister pays....but YMMV

Dave

The man pays...now....and forever

traditionally, men pay for everything...the tix, the limo, the tux, the alcohol to get her drunk...about the only thing you don't pay for is the dress.

That's one of the reason I never went. Too cheap and I don't like to dance.

sheesh...are you related to El Cheapo?

Nope. Luckily my girlfriends didn't care if they went to the dance. If they did I would have done it.

geez...how many did you have at the time?

It's best if I didn't comment.

don't worry...i won't use the "report post to wife" button :p

Luckily I had no wife in high school.



But back to the thread at hand, when will Rypro try to steal second base?
Will he slide or go in standing up?

luckly you don't pay for the sex ...

directly.

So how long before we have a Rypro "Dude, smell my finger!!!" thread?

Well if he opts for sliding, always slide in head first.

:lol::thumbsup::lol:

"I think I got to play bass tonight!" rotfl Which one of the mods did this one?