Man, I can't believe I didn't click on this thread earlier. It's GOLD, baby! Almost as funny as the "But I thought Grunter was a guy?" confusion.

Dirty Sanchez is a real man's second base.

Hopefully it won't be too long before she really starts opening up to you.

:lol:

IF you can just push through her barriers, you will have a sucessful relationship. :up:
mini

Really? I've always considered that pretty "child's play" type stuff... more of a foul ball, in baseball terms.

No, it's not second base until you've taken pictures of her giving it to her own dad with a strap-on.

No second
yep
About 3 months.

Rypro: in terms of elaborating, "Bunker Busters" are the large bombs the F-7s dropped last night to penetrate underground bunkers. Get it?

Also, you are kind of confusing me by saying you will both have to suffer through the song by Avril Lavigne on Prom Night. If you want to slow dance to it and make it a "moment" song, why would you be suffering?

Dammmmmnnnnn!

You have been dating for 3 months and you got to first base with her just the other day. (Well Good 4 You)

- Gotta Start Somewhere -

I guess your not joking that you don't expect to be rounding the bases anytime soon. :D

(keep swinging - you never know you may get a double or a triple sooner than you thought)

no, the theme is "moment like this" by the american idol chick, and I really hate that song as of right now, but hopefully, they will play "our" song.

God damn, at this rate the fisting won't happen until 2006.

That actually seems reasonable. (the year)

However...threat of war...end of the world...you know, that can push the date up (pardon the pun).
mini

:lol:rotfl:lol:

So very VERY wrong!!!

this thread is hilarious....

anyone have a link to the grunter thread? i must have missed that.


i personally think avril lavine sucks...but whatever...

3 months for a kiss?

You sir, have got teh mad paitence..

Hope you're emptying the tank every few days, else that's got to hurt like a mofo.

;)

http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...ight=celeberty
If you have 56k, prepare for hell, and you get to look at great women.

And Pixiboi, this originally was not a "romantic" relationship, it was morely a "lets be friends" relationship.

Maybe they should watch Scary Movie together :lol:

rotfl


If what he says is true in terms of when they go all the way, that scenario might be true.

I highly doubt that will be needed -wink- . btw, I just got off the phone with her about 20 min ago and we are either seeing Bringing Down the House or Chicago.

Chicago all the way man! BDH is funny, but Chicago is the far better movie for a date IMO.

This reminds me of a joke:


Man: I declare, Clement, why is your right forearm all bloodied?

Rube: I spent all morning with my arm up a cow's arse.

Man: Oh, I hope that the calf you were delivering is alive and well.

Rube: What calf?

Holy crap, ES! I know I'm behind the curve on this one, but that is easily the funniest and most wrong thing I've read today. :up:

Chicago will probably be the movie. We just left bringing down the house there in case chicago was sold out.

How do you like the sig.