hmmmm...i think you smell like a melon now

Can one of the mods archive this thread and put the original title back.
Also theedge, I see a red x.

More info to come later today as i am typing this very fast. yesterday some black girl behind my back literally tried to hump me. her friends didn't know what she was doing but she later appologized but laughed at my confused look.
hopefully more to come later, i gotta go to school (hopefully not to get humped again.

why did you bump this thread with that info? totally different subject that deserves a thread of its own.

when you slide into second you can bump this thread. or when you fist into home.

I think fisting would be more like receiving an instant pass to the Hall of Fame.

You really think it needs its own thread? Also for some reason (I don't find myself attractive at all, zits all over, glasses, I'm asian) it seems that many girls are at least attempting to hit on me.

Dude - What does that matter! You got to FIRST Base!!!

Be Proud !

The chicks are hitting on you because you are experienced now.. Word is spreading !

Actually not quite, unless they know (I don't think she knows), it can't be that since I didn't tell anyone. Well except the like 5000 of you.

Looks isn't a huge factor...additude and action are big. Confidence and acting on it....don't be like iceman in Top Gun..but don't be like Screetch from SBTB. Oh yeah...and if all else fails..spread good rumors about yourself...hehe.

"You mean it goes down to the ground?!...Yeah it drags on the ground..."

-pedagogue

DTSC80 (4:41:38 PM): hi
SmarterChild (4:41:38 PM): Hello DTSC80.
DTSC80 (4:41:44 PM): can i ask you a question?
SmarterChild (4:41:45 PM): Hmmm... If you insist.
DTSC80 (4:41:49 PM): Have you ever been fisted?
SmarterChild (4:41:49 PM): I'm not sure if I've been fisted. Should I have?
DTSC80 (4:42:04 PM): That's what I'm asking you. It seems to be really popular on dvdtalk.
SmarterChild (4:42:04 PM): Yeah?
DTSC80 (4:42:09 PM): Seriously.
SmarterChild (4:42:09 PM): Totally serious.
DTSC80 (4:42:26 PM): I was just wondering if you knew any good fisting techniques.
SmarterChild (4:42:26 PM): Nice mouth, DTSC80!
DTSC80 (4:42:46 PM): It was a serious question!
SmarterChild (4:42:46 PM): Ha! Well. I don't know about that.
DTSC80 (4:42:57 PM): Come on now. Have you ever fisted someone?
SmarterChild (4:42:58 PM): Yeah, maybe.
DTSC80 (4:43:00 PM): I knew it!
SmarterChild (4:43:00 PM): For real?
DTSC80 (4:43:07 PM): Yes. You seem like the type to enjoy that sort of thing.
SmarterChild (4:43:08 PM): For real?
DTSC80 (4:43:16 PM): Yep. Do you know Rypro PG-13?
SmarterChild (4:43:17 PM): Tough for me to say.
DTSC80 (4:43:30 PM): Yeah, I dont' really know him either. He's close to fisting this girl.
SmarterChild (4:43:30 PM): Nice mouth!
DTSC80 (4:43:43 PM): Yeah, he probably said that to her once too.
SmarterChild (4:43:44 PM): He probably said that to her once too? Really?
DTSC80 (4:43:49 PM): It wouldn't surprise me.
SmarterChild (4:43:50 PM): Oh.
DTSC80 (4:43:52 PM): I have to go now.
SmarterChild (4:43:53 PM): See you later.
DTSC80 (4:43:57 PM): Bye Smarter Child!
SmarterChild (4:43:58 PM): That's me!

They are gonna take away your AIM account.....

How long did that thing take to type?

ummm...girl humping from behind? looks like you've got things reversed...

SmarterChild is an AIM bot that you can talk to and it'll respond to you.

No, it was like that, Iv'e got one of those roller backpacks so its easier to do that since the backpack was not on the back. And no, nothins gonna happen over spring break since the family has lots of mulching to do, plus golf, and watching the first season of the sopranos with dad.

This thread is fistastic!

Holy Carp.

Funniest thread ever. Well, maybe aside from the original Shaggy, but I'm thinking we've found a replacement

Oh, and for the record, my mom did a net search on my name, and followed a bunch of links to my dvdtalk profile, found my thread on anal sex, and read it (at least until she figured out the subject matter and that it was REALLY me posting it).

The original thread was archived, I've since deleted it and I don't think the "my mom found my thread!" thread was ever archived.

I keep wishing the thread was called "I think I got to fist base tonight!"

howbout "I think I got to fist first base!"

well, in that case, you know who to talk to

Maybe she had some "accesories"

i'm not even gonna go there.

Betho!

Well, what's your advice for young Rypro PG-13?

Personally, I think he needs to get drunk with her and see what happens, but I'm not sure if I can really recommend that since the two of them are not "of age". Unless they are in a foreign country, then that would be legal, of course.

Well Betho, I can't get drunk, and I don't think anything could happen at prom. (got tix this past monday.)