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ROFL!!! Jokes thread!! (Mature?)
What do you get when you combine the news and a paper??
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Why don't airlines allow dogs to fly on their planes?? Spoiler:
What is black and white? Spoiler:
Who was the most feared of all pirates? Spoiler:
How many aliens does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Spoiler:
What's pink and panther shaped? Spoiler:
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I can honestly say that those are the worst jokes i've ever read. That's really bad considering i'm drunk right now.
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Are you on crack?!?
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LOL! Those jokes are great. I can't wait to tell all my friends! I especially like the Aliens one. Totally classic.
Actually, the funniest part is your (mature?) tag. I'm hysterical over here. |
Originally posted by vaporware I can honestly say that those are the worst jokes i've ever read. That's really bad considering i'm drunk right now. Did you get those off a bubble gum wrapper? |
Those are HORRIBLE!!!
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Who was the most feared of all pirates....
Blackbeard.... .... .... ..... .... Yeah, then what!?!?! ... This reminds me of a Cosby episode. :) Krusty the Clown: "Well Kent, i've found its not dirty words that get the biggest laugh, its words that SOUND dirty... like muckluck.... you like that, muckluck" |
ummm... those suck dude..
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What's black, white, and red and can't walk through a door?
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:rolleyes:
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What I don't get is how he could come up with such great material, and is not yet swimming through his riches (no doubt earned from his stand-up job) as if he were Scrooge McDuck. I hope you're smart enough to NOT put a big dollar sign on your money bin, like Scrooge did. What a fool. That's just an invitation to ALL the burglers in town, INCLUDING the Beagle Boys, to just steal all of your riches.
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I laughed. I cried. I fudged my undies.
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Originally posted by Boot I laughed. I cried. I fudged my undies. |
Gotta add one to the worlds worst jokes thread...
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide... |
Originally posted by JustinS What's black, white, and red and can't walk through a door? Spoiler:
What's red, white, and silver and goes tink... tink? Spoiler:
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Hmm these are the worst jokes I've ever heard.
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Why did the pervert cross the road?
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Thanks folks! I'm here all week! |
How did Pinocchio find out he was made out of wood?
<table border="0"><tr><td bgcolor="#000000"><font face="verdana" size="2" color="#000000">His hand caught on fire!</font></td></tr></table> |
A guy walks into a bar
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why do women have babies?
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Originally posted by JustinS What's black, white, and red and can't walk through a door? Spoiler:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........you just made me go to the restroom prematurely. |
What's more enjoyable than losing a baby in long grass?
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What's more enjoyable than spinning a baby around on a clothesline at 100mph? Spoiler:
Apologies... Simon |
Amateurs. If you want bad jokes, these are bad jokes!!!
How do you make a hot dog stand? Spoiler:
How do you make an egg laugh? Spoiler:
How do you prevent a Summer cold? Spoiler:
How does a pig go to hospital? Spoiler:
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor? Spoiler:
What bird can lift the most? Spoiler:
What bone will a dog never eat? Spoiler:
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Originally posted by JustinS What's black, white, and red and can't walk through a door? Spoiler:
BSPY |
Are you Bob Saget?
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