SWEET! -biggrin-

Simply put, btw

...A baby seal walks into a club...

What's the difference between Jerry Falwell and a terrorist?

How do you make a woman have an orgasm?


What do you call a rabbit who has never been outside?


What did one chick say to another chick when their mother hen laid an orange instead of an egg?


What did the mayonaisse say when the refrigerator was opened?


If two is company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?


Did you hear the joke about the jump rope?


Did you hear the joke about the roof?


Doctor: "It looks like you have a nasty cut on your earlobe. WHat happened?"
Patient: "I bit myself."
Doctor: "On the ear? How the heck did you do that?"
Patient: "I was standing on a chair at the time."

these jokes keep getting worse

How do you make a hanky dance?


Did you hear the joke about the Peach?

ROFL
 

Why are stick people extinct?























































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rotfl :lol:

Re: ROFL
 

That's the funniest thing I've seen yet
rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl

rotfl rotfl @ the stick figures

Why did the chicken cross the fairground?

Mommy, Mommy, what happened to all of your scabs?

Knock knock
     who's there ?
Impatient Cow
     Impatien....
Moooo, Moooo !!!!

i hate you guys :D so, very wrong, but i can't stop laughing!

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

(how do you do that black bar thingy?)


... she had no arms.


my apologies.

My Fave:

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves??

:D

My absolute favorite:

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

:D

Here's one:

A guy comes home and finds wife naked and in bed with mens clothes everywhere. It's obvious to the guy that someone was just there. The guy goes crazy and throws the refrigerator out the window and then, being so distraught, jumps out after it and kills himself.

Jump to the gates of heaven. God asks the guy how he died and the guy tells him that he was so distraught after catching his wife cheating he threw a refrigerator out the window and then killed himself. God believes that to be a good enough reason to be admitted into heaven so he lets the guy in. the next guy in line steps up and God asks him how <i>he</i> died. The guys says that he was just walking down the street and got crushed by a falling refrigerator. God feels sorry for the guy and lets him in. The next guy steps up and God asks him how <i>he</i> died. The guy begins,"well, see, it all happened when I was in this refrigerator"...

What's black and brown and looks good on a Lawyer?



Ratguy

Oh darn you Static!! Darn you to heck, they DID take away my Senior Member status, and forced me to become an Addict :( :( :(

rotfl Oh, geez... forgot about that one. :)

Man, first View, then you... all these other Senior Members are passing me by into Addict-land. I feel so alone... [looks around and shivers]

BTW, this may be the first time someone's ever "darned me to heck." :)

http://communities.msn.com/_Secure/0...Oy/frankie.gif

Why will you never starve in the desert?

What is green and red and goes 100 mph?



Another woman joke, please don't get offended, it's all in fun :)


These are good ones: :D

Why don't women wear watches?



When do you know when a woman is about to say something right?



:lol: :D

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?


How do you torture Helen Keller?


How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?


How many men does it take to open a beer?



rotfl at all the previously posted bad jokes!

what do Tigger see in the toliet?

Didja hear about the guy that died while using a Q-Tip?

or