Mods, can you revoke Wazootyman's "Senior Member" status for bringing those horrible jokes to the Otter? :)

Maybe we need a separate "tasteless jokes" thread? I have the ultimate tasteless joke, but I don't think I want to post it in here. Or anywhere in the forum, for that matter... don't wanna get <b>[BANNED]</b>.

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What goes "Mark! Mark!"

I dont know how to do the blackout thing so...
...... a dog with a hairlip


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a tree?
I dont know how to do the blackout thing so...
...... Barry


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hangin on the wall?
I dont know how to do the blackout thing so...
...... Art


What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hangin on the wall?
I dont know how to do the blackout thing so...
...... Curt 'n Rod

Why did the leper fail his driving test?
I dont know how to do the blackout thing so...
...... Left his foot on the gas

What do ya get when you put four lepers in a hot tub?

I dont know how to do the blackout thing so...
...... porridge


I could go on but gotta go to bed, hehehe

:lol:

What's brown and sticky?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?



How did the man break his leg while raking leaves?

(replying to the compliants in this thread)

Geez, I thought it was understood that these are jokes, since this thread is named "ROFL!!! Jokes thread!! (Mature?)

If the title was something else, it would have went:

Why do women have babies?

What did the farmer say when someone stole his tractor?

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?


What did a Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

What's grosser than gross?


What's grosser than that?

sorry,
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Well, since we are on tasteless baby jokes:

What's purple and squirms in the corner:


What's black and taps on the window:


What's easier to unload, a truck full of babies or bowling balls:


And how about the classic mommy, mommy jokes?

Mommy, Mommy why am I going around in circles?


Mommy, Mommy I'm tired. Why do we have to go see Daddy in Europe?


And Helen Keller Jokes:

How did Helen Keller burn her face:


Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants:


Why does Helen Keller Masturbate with only one hand:



I've got millions of these tastless tasties ;)

And don't forget the Mary Jane jokes:

Mary Jane and her boyfriend went to the movies.
Mary Jane and her boyfriend sat next to each other.
Mary Jane's boyfriend put his arm around her.
Mary Jane's boyfriend put his hand down her pants.
Mary Jane, laughed and laughed and laughed.



Mary Jane and her Grandmother was walking to the store.
Mary Jane's Grandmother saw a Quarter laying in the road.
Mary Jane's Grandmother went out to the street to get the Quarter
Mary Jane's Grandmother got hit by a car
Mary Jane laughed and laughed and laughed.



Mary Jane was playing in the Garage
Mary Jane set the Garage on fire
Mary Jane's mom came out of the House.
Mary Jane's mom scolded her and said "Wait till your Daddy gets home"
Mary Jane laughed and laughed and laughed.



Thank you, Thank you. No applause, just throw money :D

SWEET! -biggrin-

Simply put, btw

...A baby seal walks into a club...

What's the difference between Jerry Falwell and a terrorist?

How do you make a woman have an orgasm?


What do you call a rabbit who has never been outside?


What did one chick say to another chick when their mother hen laid an orange instead of an egg?


What did the mayonaisse say when the refrigerator was opened?


If two is company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?


Did you hear the joke about the jump rope?


Did you hear the joke about the roof?


Doctor: "It looks like you have a nasty cut on your earlobe. WHat happened?"
Patient: "I bit myself."
Doctor: "On the ear? How the heck did you do that?"
Patient: "I was standing on a chair at the time."

these jokes keep getting worse

How do you make a hanky dance?


Did you hear the joke about the Peach?

ROFL
 

Why are stick people extinct?























































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rotfl :lol:

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That's the funniest thing I've seen yet
rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl

rotfl rotfl @ the stick figures

Why did the chicken cross the fairground?

Mommy, Mommy, what happened to all of your scabs?

Knock knock
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; who's there ?
Impatient Cow
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Impatien....
Moooo, Moooo !!!!

i hate you guys :D so, very wrong, but i can't stop laughing!

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

(how do you do that black bar thingy?)


... she had no arms.


my apologies.

My Fave:

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves??

:D

My absolute favorite:

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

:D

Here's one:

A guy comes home and finds wife naked and in bed with mens clothes everywhere. It's obvious to the guy that someone was just there. The guy goes crazy and throws the refrigerator out the window and then, being so distraught, jumps out after it and kills himself.

Jump to the gates of heaven. God asks the guy how he died and the guy tells him that he was so distraught after catching his wife cheating he threw a refrigerator out the window and then killed himself. God believes that to be a good enough reason to be admitted into heaven so he lets the guy in. the next guy in line steps up and God asks him how <i>he</i> died. The guys says that he was just walking down the street and got crushed by a falling refrigerator. God feels sorry for the guy and lets him in. The next guy steps up and God asks him how <i>he</i> died. The guy begins,"well, see, it all happened when I was in this refrigerator"...

What's black and brown and looks good on a Lawyer?



Ratguy

Oh darn you Static!! Darn you to heck, they DID take away my Senior Member status, and forced me to become an Addict :( :( :(

rotfl Oh, geez... forgot about that one. :)

Man, first View, then you... all these other Senior Members are passing me by into Addict-land. I feel so alone... [looks around and shivers]

BTW, this may be the first time someone's ever "darned me to heck." :)

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Why will you never starve in the desert?

What is green and red and goes 100 mph?



Another woman joke, please don't get offended, it's all in fun :)


These are good ones: :D

Why don't women wear watches?



When do you know when a woman is about to say something right?



:lol: :D

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?


How do you torture Helen Keller?


How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?


How many men does it take to open a beer?



rotfl at all the previously posted bad jokes!

what do Tigger see in the toliet?

Didja hear about the guy that died while using a Q-Tip?

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