assertion that the forum was better when this thread was started.

question as to the whereabouts of [username]

duplicate post resulting from hitting "quote" rather than "edit"

Expression of happiness at resurrection of witty thread.
Simple statement of affirmation followed by WAY too many of exclamation points!!!!!!!
INAPROPRIATE USE OF ALL CAPS!
Kiss up smilie.
Two of these ------------------> -other- -other-

New post calling attention to re-emergence of Thor Simpson.
Cracker reference.
Smilie.

Explanatory solicitation from ingenuous newbie perplexed by recurrent inside joke.

Intentionally vague reference to otherwise-obscure progenitor of joke by smarmy forum veterans.

Further confusion and mounting feelings of exclusion expressed by hapless newbie. Postscripted request for instruction on how to post smilies.

"What's a nubian?" interjection from otherwise purposefully-unhelpful veteran.

reference to self as newbie

pathetic attempt to change subject with sexual reference

obvious attempt to attract attention


sexy smilie

Emotive content expressing delight that someone else finds the thread amusing, mostly due to insecurity of the thread starter.

request that this thread be archived, followed by an expression of doubt that the moderators will comply

Stern reprimand at uninformed and inflammatory criticizm of mods.

Suck-up to all mods in flagrant attempt at ingratiating self with them.

Irrelevant reference to September 11.

Shock that thread has been resurrected for the "x" time.

Veiled attack at poster sucking up to mod.

Random post about Taliban and or Bush.

Insert rolleyes here.