PAD.

8 new threads inquiring why mllefoo was banned.
4 new threads ask for clarification, and restating otter farm policy.
16 members who state that they're leaving.
16 members who post again the next day.
1 new account for mllefoo.

post wondering why all these responses to a Miata arguement.

followed by quick edit

(great thread! truly LOL)

Standard vinyl joke. Smilie.

Expression of appreciation of mod's sense of humor, followed by cutting sarcasm directed towards mod's failure to get the friggin' point.

Reiteration of original post in vain effort to stretch thread past its normal life span.

Waiting until thread is buried on 3rd page and people have forgotten about it, to bump it back to the top with an inane reply to a previous posted.

Agreement. Expression of rightous self-importance. Derision of frivolous threads taking up page 1.

Merriment at peoples disgust that thread topic has been pushed to page 1, moving down their frivolus thread.




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This is much fun..

Obligatory non-sequitur to piss off those involved in argument.

Flame, carefully avoiding personal attack.

Reply to reply to reply, with no real information content, the only purpose being to make an annoying quote cascade.

lack of understanding by poster.
humorous reference to discussion.
"Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive."


Dave

Lack of understanding when people are confused by your viewpoint.

Obligatory rolleyes.

Tangential reference to Shaggy.

smilie to indicate faux astonishment.

Extensive, crowded quoting of previously quoted posts, so that argument becomes unclear as to who is addressing whom.

Hapless party expresses incense at seemingly-mistargeted barb.

Barb originator follows with quick clarification of intended victim.

Hapless party apologizes, and adds faux-civil reprimand of barb originator's sloppy quoting habits.

Barb originator apologizes, and diplomatically agrees to curb own desultory posting etiquette in future.

Intended victim expresses incense at seemingly-mistargeted barb.

Sneak back onto thread under new account. Troll a few personal attacks. [BANNED] again. Watch as five new threads spawn asking what member did this time.

Moderator comes into fray, tells that all trolling was done by [originalusername] and states that she has been [REBANNED].

Puts in his own two cents just for the trouble.

Removed content after thinking that you probably *don't* associate with hermaphrodite midgets that wrestle in vaseline and creamed corn.

[edited by weargle 6/20/01 13:32:57]

Rolleyes.

Ironic use of the phrase "nice bargain" as a non sequitor, thus self-congratulating oneself for having been a member so long that he/she can recall the use of "nice bargain" in a non non sequitor sense.

Nice bargain. rolleyes smilie

[Edited by milkdog on 06-21-01 at 10:48 AM]

Challenge of baseless assumptions. Praise of vaseline and creamed corn wrestling.

Politically correct, generic statement. False accusation of intolerance and bigotry. Smilie that doesn't fool anyone.

:rolleyes:

Terrible restatement of original point as thread is back on page one.
Assertion of allegiance with "like minded" posters.
Disdain for dissenting opinions, unless they belong to mods.
Nonconfrontational signoff.
Old, tired reference to Goodburger Criterion.

[newbie]Query whether anyone is allowed to join in on the discussion.

Query about availabilty of Star Wars IV, V and VI on DVD.

Attempt to join Otter Farm inside humor by mentioning Jules Winfield, completely missing the mark.[/newbie]