Impending dis of newbie poster by veteran members of the otter forum.

Smoke screen veiled reference to the topic at hand in attempt to show off veteran status.

to show all in jest..

obligatory posting of picture of ban deodorant in response to mllefoo's new account and trolling behavior.

well-wishing of new members. random statement about not taking barbs of veteran members seriously. detailed explanations of humor and abbreviations for the posting impaired.

Apology for indiscretion, flame. Joke at mods' expense. Smilie.

Inappropriate digression regarding cookie.

Third restatement of original position taken much earlier in thread.

^ Obligatory Bump for the Morning Crowd.

Further refinement of cookie reference as regards filling flavor and quantity. Religious reference.

Query whether morning crowd has tasted cookie. Description of past cookie experience.

obligatory shaggy witticism

hijack thread based on multiple meanings of key subject word

rant about trivialization and banalization of subject matter

pre-emptive flame in futile attempt to ward off dissenting opinion

[Edited by Dr. Dank on 06-26-01 at 10:02 AM]

constant ridicule of poster by claiming to move to nonexisting cookie forum.

random flame of new poster to show veteran status.

sad face.

Newbie reply to silly irrelevant portion of exceedingly old thread, thus unwittingly bumping it several dozen pages right to the top. Followed by reply to dozens of old pages until sudden discovery of the "date" mechanism.

Condescending statement of tolerance for newbie. Ostensibly helpful, yet snide, reference to http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=124102

annoying large type

Smilie

Jules comes in to pop a cap in everyone's posteriors for speaking in long and complicated terminology.

Cliched and much-overused reference to pimps, crackas and hos. Discussion of perfection personified, out-of-hand dismissal of Jules as same.

[.img]hilarious, borderline tasteful photo [/.img]

Link to poll addressing subject of thread. Flawed extrapolation of conclusions based on ambiguous data from said poll.

Blatant tautology. Self-serving platitudes.

Unoriginal haiku.

post indicating thread is at an end

secondary post by someone asserting previous poster is wrong.

argumentative statements of finality

continuation of thread by others, ignoring previous posters.

post indicative of number of total posts by poster

blatant pad

taunting of how few posts earlier poster actually has.

quasi-heartwarming anecdote relating to argument comment.

comment that has already been made halfway down the first page, indicating that poster did not read the entirety of page one.

Homer Simpson quote

Hijacking of the thread into a completely different subject, while at the same time bringing the thread to page one in a thinly disguised bump, and simultaneously achieving a pad.

Obligatory use of the word obligatory when describing things that must obligatorally be included in the daily flow of the Other Forum.

a harsh reprimand for bumping an old thread (a bady veiled pad)

Weak reply. Smarmy apology and more mod ass-kissing.
Slight effort at self-depricating humor.
this guy ------------>

Aspersions viciously cast at the reading comprehension skills of another poster who joined the thread midstream.

Off topic tyrade about the Tenth Amendment.

Witty and racially-insensitive "duck hunting" reference.

Inflammatory use of the word "nonsense", often used in conjunction with the adjective "utter."

Scurrilous mention of Adolf Hitler and/or The Third Reich, pre-ordaining moderator thread closure.

another off-topic watermelon joke

attempt by someone to direct thread to something useful

sexual response to prevent aforesaid post from succeeding

twenty-two more pads.

Invitation to recent posters to perform unutterable sexual activity on themselves.

Exasperated reiteration of issue.

Random use of multiple Dr.Dean smilies.

Blatent bump to old thread, both in an attempt to keep the thread going in order to elevate my own personal sense of status, lame though it may be, whilst simultaneously achieving yet another pad.

Irrelevant smilie

Scornful recognition of thread bumper's status as thread starter.

Exasperation aimed at guilty party's obvious status- and attention-getting tactics.

Followed immediately by expressions of sympathy directed at said party's obvious insecurity.

Parenthetical remark, expressing delight in resurrection of Other Forum's funniest self-parody thread.