on the avatar page, there is no option for me to set up an avatar for my account. there is no option to upload an avatar from my PC, or to put a URL. what's the deal?

That's because regular members aren't allowed to have avatars. Only administrators, moderators, and reviewers can.

Only cool people get avatars. Apparently there's been some sort of mix-up with mine, but it's being looked into.

my favorite aviator is charles lindburgh

Charles Lindbergh was an anti-Semitic Nazi sympathizer, so that doesn't surprise me, <i>Hitler</i>.

Just out of curiousity how do you become a reviewer?

you call people hitler...