I read every signature. And I read all bumper stickers. And I read every dumb thing that people have written on their personal plastic cups near the water cooler. I like to entertain and be entertained dammit. But you know what I don't read, though? Petitions. I just sign them. Any petition for any cause that anyone hands me, I just sign it, who cares what it is, I don't even let the guy finish talking. Yeah, here you go, here's my signature. What? Replace our world leaders with goats? Sure, whatever. And you know what, now that I think about it, for a post that I entitled, "just a test, ignore this," it's gotten pretty long. I guess people do read stuff.

Well, now you've got it completely reversed. Your sig is short, but your post was way too long.

Keeeeep going...

DAMMIT! I can't get anything right!

After all this, now I'm curious, what the hell was the Preacher quote? I love that comic.

I love that comic too.

"He was too clean cut."

"He was an angel of the lord what did you want him to do deal crack?"

The quote was from the speech by Johnny Lee Wombat, the crazy old guy who nurses Custer back to health after Custer follows out of the plane. It's at the end of the speech when Wombat is explaining why he spent ten years of his life using dynamite to spell out "F#@! YOU" in the gravel, so that astronauts on the space shuttle could see it. I'd type the quote, but I'm too lazy to get up and go over to my comics again, re-type the damn thing, and put it back, even though, ironically, this post is now longer than the quote itself.

Don't worry, you don't need to retype it, I know exactly the part you're talking about. Man, Garth Ennis is one of my favourites.

1. Don't take no **** off of fools

2. Judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look.

3. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son; 'cause there's way too many of the bad.

Jesse Custer