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03-03-05 | 06:03 PM
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how do you pronounce Uwe Boll's name? I just assumed it was "You Bowl", but that would make "an Uwe Boll film" (as the cover art states) a little awkward to say. is it "Ooh Bowl", then?
03-03-05 | 06:07 PM
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I followed the link above over to rottentomatoes and saw there was one positive review, so I looked up the reviewer and saw the following grades and quotes:
Fresh:
Alone in the Dark
Catwoman
Alien Vs. Predator
Van Helsing
Matrix Revolutions
Rotten:
LOTR: ROTK
Quote - "Is a seriously flawed piece of work that is missing that certain element called "believability."
Kill Bill Vol. 2
Quote - "Kill Bill: Volume 2" commits the ultimate crime of being boring. What could have been one of the best action films of all time turns into a mediocre, frustrating film."
Master & Commander
Quote - "Master and Commander" is stylishly made, well acted, but it commits the ultimate sin of being "blah." There's a whole lot of "Swash" but very little "Buckling."
Fresh:
Alone in the Dark
Catwoman
Alien Vs. Predator
Van Helsing
Matrix Revolutions
Rotten:
LOTR: ROTK
Quote - "Is a seriously flawed piece of work that is missing that certain element called "believability."
Kill Bill Vol. 2
Quote - "Kill Bill: Volume 2" commits the ultimate crime of being boring. What could have been one of the best action films of all time turns into a mediocre, frustrating film."
Master & Commander
Quote - "Master and Commander" is stylishly made, well acted, but it commits the ultimate sin of being "blah." There's a whole lot of "Swash" but very little "Buckling."
03-03-05 | 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by DVD-ho78(DTS)
I followed the link above over to rottentomatoes and saw there was one positive review, so I looked up the reviewer and saw the following grades and quotes:
Fresh:
Alone in the Dark
Catwoman
Alien Vs. Predator
Van Helsing
Matrix Revolutions
Rotten:
LOTR: ROTK
Quote - "Is a seriously flawed piece of work that is missing that certain element called "believability."
Kill Bill Vol. 2
Quote - "Kill Bill: Volume 2" commits the ultimate crime of being boring. What could have been one of the best action films of all time turns into a mediocre, frustrating film."
Master & Commander
Quote - "Master and Commander" is stylishly made, well acted, but it commits the ultimate sin of being "blah." There's a whole lot of "Swash" but very little "Buckling."
Fresh:
Alone in the Dark
Catwoman
Alien Vs. Predator
Van Helsing
Matrix Revolutions
Rotten:
LOTR: ROTK
Quote - "Is a seriously flawed piece of work that is missing that certain element called "believability."
Kill Bill Vol. 2
Quote - "Kill Bill: Volume 2" commits the ultimate crime of being boring. What could have been one of the best action films of all time turns into a mediocre, frustrating film."
Master & Commander
Quote - "Master and Commander" is stylishly made, well acted, but it commits the ultimate sin of being "blah." There's a whole lot of "Swash" but very little "Buckling."
Gimmick.
03-03-05 | 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Heartagram
^ or support other movies he will do, either way GOOD.
03-03-05 | 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by fryinpan1
I agree. The good Dr. Boll has provided me with so many laughs, that I hope he never stops making films.
http://www.something awful.com/articles.php?a=2649
NOTE: when accessing the above article, remove the space between the words "something" and "awful" in the URL. For some reason I couldn't get a direct link to work
03-03-05 | 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Al_Tahoe
If Dr. Boll makes you laugh then read this and prepare to wet yourself
03-04-05 | 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Cygnet74
how do you pronounce Uwe Boll's name? I just assumed it was "You Bowl", but that would make "an Uwe Boll film" (as the cover art states) a little awkward to say. is it "Ooh Bowl", then?
Ooo-weh Boll.
03-04-05 | 01:49 PM
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Why would anyone want to add this to their collection? In case they get so drunk anything will entertain them?
03-04-05 | 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. DVD
Why would anyone want to add this to their collection? In case they get so drunk anything will entertain them?
There are a ton of suits who blind buy every new release on the shelf. It's remarkable to watch. That's why ALONE will sell well.
03-04-05 | 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by scott shelton
Go to a Best Buyish store on Tuesday afternoons, around lunch.
There are a ton of suits who blind buy every new release on the shelf. It's remarkable to watch. That's why ALONE will sell well.
There are a ton of suits who blind buy every new release on the shelf. It's remarkable to watch. That's why ALONE will sell well.
