"Fortunately, if there was a Hall of Fame for "Enjoyably Bad Movies," "KKIII" would probably have its own wing. Ralph Macchio returns as the college-age Daniel, which would have been fine except for the fact that he weighs about 200 pounds, he's at least 35 years old, and he has suddenly and inexplicably developed a Charles Barkley-sized rear end. Just the sight of him wearing jeans is enough to crack up an entire room. I've seen it happen."

I have just found homes for all 4 of the previous releases I owned. please let karate kid be widescreen this time.

anxiously awaiting the announcement date. not that i dont have faith in mao

Danny LaRusso's gonna fight!!!

1 and 2 only. The others are very very bad.

Fear does not exist in this dojo! Does it?

No sensei!

"oh daniel you all wet behind ear..."

"Where did you get your belt?"

"Oh, you like? JcPenney, $3.99."

"Come on Johnny leave him alone...."

"The Enemy deserves no mercy"

"Right"


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"Take off the glasses...... come on.... show me your baby browns"

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"Fell off bike.... good dont hurt leg"

"oh you didnt stick around to see the exciting conclusion."

"what , his hand on her ass?"

"a right hook. you think she hurt her wrist doing her nails?"

"she hit him?"

"an understatement"

"why didnt she say something?"

"she shouldnt have to should she..?"




damn i need some professional therapy.

you think you need therapy.... i know the Mr Miyagui song that he sings when he is piss poor drunk

" Sweep the leg......... Do you have a problem with that"

"No Sensai"

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"This school sucks man....... this school sucks"

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" My name is Daniel ... with an L"

This thread has morphed into something far beyond great.


"Wouldn't a flyswatter be quicker?"
"Man who catch fly with chopsticks accomplish anything."

now that is impressive




"I need to take karate ma."

"You took karate."

"No, not at the "Y" at a good school"

"Fighting doesnt solve anything."

"well neither does palm trees ma"



ill stop now, if i can

If this is the same transfer for KK1 they've been running on SHO-HD this month then don't expect much. It looks good, but it is rather dirty.

It has the orginal DD 2.0 soundtrack.

Daniel just got beat up....

" I am sorry"

"Just leave me alone"

" No but i want to help"

"just want to be alone"

"Come on Allie, lets leave him alone"

"It's Ali. With an 'I'."

I actually burned this song a while back and periodically listen to it while I work out.

Hopefully the set will be packaged in sepearate cases, unlike the "Back to the Future" set which was packaged in a multi-disc pack (all 3 discs in one box) - which was a disappointment, since I only liked the first one - and would have rather been able to buy it seperate from the others. I never bothered to buy it for that reason.

At least if KK is released in all seperate cases, there's a chance of getting the ones I want in a used DVD store eventually. Which was what I was able to do with the Raiders of the Lost Ark set - I didn't like Temple of Doom, so at least I was able to get the other two seperately!

The 5 most priceless moments of The Karate Kid:

6. Daniel's cheap-shot punch to Johnny on the beach that looks like it wouldn't have phased a 5 year old.

4. "Hey Daniel, we heard you wanted to learn karate. Well here's your first lesson - how to take a fall."

5. The "I hate this bike...I hate this stupid bike" emotional meltdown. I particularly love the after-school special dialogue towards the end:

"Fighting won't solve anything."
"Yeah, well neither will palmtrees, ma."
"That's not fair."
"Oh like moving out here without asking me was fair."
"I just wanna go home. Why can't we just go home?"

3. The entire soccer tryout scene ("This school sucks! It sucks!")

2. Mr. Miyagi drunk (we all the song by heart, admit it)

1. The face Ralph Macchio makes after he scores a point at foosball during the date montage.

"Don't worry.....happens all the time.......Ok pop it"


"Your little friend can come to if its Ok with his mommy"


"You really think coool people would be friends with friends....where did you find this guy"


"Weeks....1 week...5 weeks.....how many weeks is weeks".




I sure hope Mao is telling the truth on this(5 days to go til the supposed announcement)

Because lying about Karate Kid DVD's does not exist in this dojo, does it!!!!

The 1 most priceless moment of this thread:

The guy who posts a top 5 that is actually a top 6 and the numbers are out of order anyway.

...... yeah it was funny reading too.... lol