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Old 05-25-00, 03:40 AM
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I saw 3 copies of this title sitting next to The Blair Witch Project. I have no idea what came over me to rent this, but....I did. Bad acting, too many breast shots, and too many breast shots.

With already being suckered into purchasing That Erotic Witch Project, i'm just asking myself why I am even wasting my time with these stupid spoofs. I should just go out there and make my own parody. No, I shouldn't.

I think I got side tracked. So, The Bare Wench Project...did you decide to skip this one? If so, you made a wise choice.

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Old 05-25-00, 03:54 AM
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"Too many breasts" is an oxymoron.

Er, unless they were all on the same woman or something.

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Or they're breasts on a man.

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8 breasts. Not on the same girl. If they're gonna make a soft-core porn movie, they might as well just do the real thing and not tease. They needed to take their tops off in order to keep free from the "Bare Wench." Other countless shots of the 4 girls removing articles of clothing.

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Old 05-25-00, 04:19 AM
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OK, and the down side of this is?????
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Old 05-25-00, 04:37 AM
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Well, the great Jim Wynorski made this one ... Mr. "You May Remove Your Tops Now, Ladies." The guy's a legend. Dinosaur Island being one of my faves. I've been lax in not snagging the flick on DVD ... yet.

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Old 05-25-00, 06:22 AM
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This is the greatest review yet. I am leaving right now to rent this incredible movie.

Well it at least sounds better than the original BWP.

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Old 05-25-00, 07:06 PM
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Also check out "The Erotic Witch Project".
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Been there. Done that.

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Old 06-01-00, 04:37 AM
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too many breasts? seems i recall a small film called "Total Recall."

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