I tried to pre-order "Waluigi Gets Fucked in the Ass" and "The Legend of Zelda: Tingle Gets Fucked in the Ass" at my local Gamestop. It did not work out the way I had planned.

I saw a couple of places online that debunked that list. Nintendo uses a grey logo on their material now not the old red one.

Maybe the switch back to a red logo is part of their big E3 reveal? #MEGATON #BELIEVE #SEEKTHETRUTH

You know, at first I didn't think those were real titles. Then I tried to pre-order them from my local mom & pop store and not only was I first in line but I also got a pre-order bonus: Diddy Kong - Casting Couch.

An easy way to tell if a leaked Nintendo list is real or not:

Prediction: MS will announce a handheld Xbox (called Xbox Go) to compete with 3DS and Vita. 792p screen. Plays all your XO games via in-home Wifi or Azure on the go. XBL Gold required.
Likelihood: 1%?
Response from press if it actually happens: Too little, too late. LOL cloudz.

Prediction: Nintendo announces Wii U without gamepad at $199 available by end of June.
Likelihood: 30%?
Response from press if it actually happens: Where the hell is our new Zelda game already?!?

Prediction: Ubisoft announces that all games released from 2015 onward will just be $20 from day one.
Likelihood: 50%?
Response from press if it actually happens: Ubisoft is devaluing the entire gaming industry!!

Ubisoft's E3 Lineup

Also, Aisha Tyler returns as host. #Girlwood

She's cute. I'm a little surprised this is the picture that Ubisoft chose to use in the announcement:

Wouldn't take much at this point to compete with those, especially the Vita.

Will wait for $5.

Can't wait for Project Beast to be shown. Still haven't got PS4 yet.

My response to that leak:

"Meh, another Souls game poking monsters with sharp sticks"
"Wait, is that a shotgun?"
"Is that a fucking shotgun???"
"Do want."

So it'll be $10 in a month.

I already made that joke!

Now even I'm starting to wonder what the point of E3 is this year. Everything is being announced.

I think it is because someone here created the thread early, so everyone said fuck it.

Then my work here is done.

PlayStation E3 Press Conference to air LIVE in movie theaters around North America for FREE.
http://eventgrid.com/Custom/playstatione3

Also, this.

Watch PlayStation’s E3 Press Conference in Movie Theaters Nationwide

Damn Canadian time traveler.

I bet it's in 1080p... but only 24fps!

Actually, I wish they'd pre-record it, slap it on 35mm film, and send it to all the theatres that way.

Needs to be in IMAX. 3D IMAX. Projected onto the Empire State Building and only viewable from space.

Pfft. Unrealistic.

Guess they don't have anything to show.