Launch trailer:

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You know, I was just asking myself in the shower this morning when someone was going to get off their ass and make a goat simulator. Glad my prayers have finally been answered.

The steam tags for this : Hardcore and Kawaii
Key Features:
You can be a goat
Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat


MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
In-game physics that spazz out all the time
Seriously look at that goat's neck
You can be a goat

Bear Simulator is on the horizon as well.

It's a great time to be alive.

^^^ agree ^^^

I love living in the future.

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Skip to 11m21s for jetpack usage.

I would buy this for $5 or less.

Great! I've always wanted to play a game where I could troll gay bars as a burly bearded dude.

I like how the trailer is parodying a recent game trailer that was really dramatic and had a cinematic playing out in reverse. Was it Last of Us?

I'm selling my PS4. No point in having it now. The PC will be all I need.

Dead Island.
I bought the game by the way. How could I not?

I also ordered it.

This game is deeply, profoundly broken and hilarious.

My kids play the original and all the DLC packs on PS4 from hours at a time. They'd love a new one.

My kids also play the first one here and there. While I'm sure they'd like a new one, I don't really enjoy the game enough to pay for it. If they throw it up on PS+ like the first game, I'd download it for the kids.

This one looks ripe for tons of microtransactions.