I'm not a huge Angry Birds fan, but I think this sells it just a little short. The production values of the Angry Birds games are notably higher than nearly all free flash games I've seen. Also, platform plays a huge role and the direct smartphone touchscreen mechanics of Angry Birds separate it considerably from PC flash games.

My seven year old son was thoroughly pissed when he found out it won't work on his 2nd generation iTouch. He's been looking for forward to this game since it was announced.

The fuck? Aren't those from the late 80's?

7-year-olds are from the mid-2000s.